Hot or Not: John Calvin

[DemPGH]

Haha. No. No. 1) Not attracted to men and 2) he looks like somebody who would turn up in Doctor Faustus or a "who's who" guide of mystical bullsh**ters. Faustus, however, was actually done very well as a film with Richard Burton a number of decades (already!) ago - that needs to be remade by someone who has a brain, is a visionary, and is interested in the occult, like Polanski.