Update Season VIII - "Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!"

[Oak Hills]

Wow, the reception only lasted 90 minutes? I guess a reception without alcohol is just unbearably boring.

I really don't get this weird fixation everyone seems to have about alcohol at weddings. Is it really that big a deal?

[Oak Hills]

Also isn't it dangerous to be ducking from the windshield while you are driving? How fast were you going? Also how can you duck if you are wearing a seatbelt, because required safety features in the US include that thing where if you lean forward too quickly in a car the seatbelt will lock up which can be annoying but also is a good thing if you are ever in a crash.

Bushie you were wearing your seatbelt right?

I highly doubt that Bushie wears his seatbelt at all.

[Oak Hills]

Okay, my mistake then.