Like this:
If you enjoy neither opebo nor The Update then I'm not really sure what you're doing on this forum.
I've seen this several times before, and I can't remember if it's just Lief saying it or not, but I find this statement obnoxious in the extreme. I realize it's probably hyperbolic, but I don't see what's so special about opebo. There are so many reasons to visit this forum, and I've even had opebo on ignore at some points in the past.
I find opebo incredibly annoying half the time, anyway, though I must admit that sometimes he is funny.