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KEmperor
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« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2005, 09:22:31 PM »
Quote from: Vice President Keystone Phil on March 02, 2005, 07:28:58 PM
Quote from: nini2287 on March 02, 2005, 07:20:33 PM
KeystonePhil:  You tie Allyson Schwartz to the ground and let the two cows repeatedly trample her to death.

Hey, hey, hey. I'm not that bad...  Smiley

Who's that guy in your signature next to Santorum?
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Keystone Phil
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« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2005, 10:18:14 PM »
Quote from: AFCJ KEmperor on March 02, 2005, 09:22:31 PM
Quote from: Vice President Keystone Phil on March 02, 2005, 07:28:58 PM
Quote from: nini2287 on March 02, 2005, 07:20:33 PM
KeystonePhil:  You tie Allyson Schwartz to the ground and let the two cows repeatedly trample her to death.

Hey, hey, hey. I'm not that bad...  Smiley

Who's that guy in your signature next to Santorum?

Congressman Mike Fitzpatrick of Pennsylvania's 8th Congressional district.
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« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2005, 10:18:33 PM »
John Ford: You buy two cows and notice that one is branded with the letter A and one is branded with the letter Q.  You assume they are connected to Al Qaeda and shoot both of them.

jmfcst: You have two cows.  You must now hold a wedding for your cows, or else they'll just be living in sin.
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Akno21
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« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2005, 10:39:29 PM »
Migrendel: You have two cows. You abort them both.
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« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2005, 10:47:59 PM »
Quote from: John Ford on March 02, 2005, 10:18:33 PM
jmfcst: You have two cows.  You must now hold a wedding for your cows, or else they'll just be living in sin.

jmfcst then realizes that the cows are both female, and has performed a same sex marriage with animals. Wink
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Jake
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« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2005, 10:48:17 PM »
Quote from: Akno21 on March 02, 2005, 10:39:29 PM
Migrendel: You have two cows. You abort them both.

Migrendel-You have two cows. You give a long speech about how cows should be able to be married. They are married. They then have a baby cow. It is crippled so you kill it after it is born.  You then leave the cows and never return.
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« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2005, 08:03:59 AM »
NixonNow Two Cows: You attach a camera to one cow to get footage of the other cow doing pointless things and you make the other cow change its name. Then you sacrifice them to Richard Nixon so that nobody knows you ever had them.
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