Gabu Ad #5: Don't let them down

[Gabu]

Voice-over: Many may say that DanielX is a good candidate that you should support... but we think it's time to show you the truth:



They're on the Gabu bandwagon.



They're on the Gabu bandwagon.

Are you trying to tell them... that you're going to let them down?



Please don't make him cry.

Vote Gabu.

On April 22, the stakes are too high to stay home.

Paid for by Gabu for Senate, Inc.

[DanielX]

I have a reliable (err... not very) source that says Gabu kicks puppies. So there.

[Gabu]

I have a reliable (err... not very) source that says Gabu kicks puppies. So there.

You're making him cry!

[John Dibble]

While the puppies are on something that might be a bandwagon, the kittens clearly are not on any wagon-like object.

[Joe Republic]

While the puppies are on something that might be a bandwagon, the kittens clearly are not on any wagon-like object.

GABU IS A FRAUD.

[JohnFKennedy]

While the puppies are on something that might be a bandwagon, the kittens clearly are not on any wagon-like object.

GABU IS A FRAUD.

No, see, you can see a woden beam, that is the top of the bandwagon, it is just out of shot.

[TheWildCard]

The two kittens to the left are saying: HELP US! GABU IS HOLDING US PRISONER!

[Platypus]

As the candidate at the last election who DIDN'T eat puppies, I happily endorse the candidate at this election who doesn't either-Gabu

[King]

As the candidate at the last election who DIDN'T eat puppies, I happily endorse the candidate at this election who doesn't either-Gabu

Who was the candidate that did eat puppies? 

[DanielX]

I've submitted to the FEC a full list of my campaign meals. Note that puppies are not on the list.

The only animals i have eaten of recently are chickens, turkeys, pigs, cows, fish, and shellfish. Go back far enough, and you might find lamb or duck. That's it.

I cannot say the same of Gabu. BTW, I know that I am the candidate who officially does not eat kittens.

[Gabu]

While the puppies are on something that might be a bandwagon, the kittens clearly are not on any wagon-like object.

It's a large wagon; you just need to think outside the box.

[John Dibble]

While the puppies are on something that might be a bandwagon, the kittens clearly are not on any wagon-like object.

It's a large wagon; you just need to think outside the box.

Well, I don't think it matters that you've kidnapped them and they're on your 'band'wagon. Do you even have a band, Senator?

[Gabu]

While the puppies are on something that might be a bandwagon, the kittens clearly are not on any wagon-like object.

It's a large wagon; you just need to think outside the box.

Well, I don't think it matters that you've kidnapped them and they're on your 'band'wagon. Do you even have a band, Senator?

As a matter of fact, I do, it's called the Senator Gabu Band and they're some of my biggest fans.

[JohnFKennedy]

While the puppies are on something that might be a bandwagon, the kittens clearly are not on any wagon-like object.

It's a large wagon; you just need to think outside the box.

Well, I don't think it matters that you've kidnapped them and they're on your 'band'wagon. Do you even have a band, Senator?

As a matter of fact, I do, it's called the Senator Gabu Band and they're some of my biggest fans.

I can attest to that, I am the drummer.

[Joe Republic]

I saw SGB in concert once, and they sucked.

So did their last album too.  Though it was still an improvement on their experimental last album, Everybody Hates Canada, which was a little too 'progressive' for my tastes.

[Platypus]

I've submitted to the FEC a full list of my campaign meals. Note that puppies are not on the list.

The only animals i have eaten of recently are chickens, turkeys, pigs, cows, fish, and shellfish. Go back far enough, and you might find lamb or duck. That's it.

I cannot say the same of Gabu. BTW, I know that I am the candidate who officially does not eat kittens.

Ho-o-ow co-o-ould you?


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