Evil Sauna Cooks Man; Left "Charbroiled and Crispy."

[retromike22]

The latest from the keyboard of nightmares:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/22/man-dead-in-sauna_n_6524670.html

A Florida man was found dead in a sauna, his body charred and skin melted off, his family says.

“The heat was still going and the timer on the sauna had malfunctioned,” Madalon said. “It had been running for hours. It literally charbroiled him. He was truly charbroiled and crispy.”

[NewYorkExpress]

Only in Florida....

[Ban my account ffs!]

Florida really needs to be excommunicated.  The audacity those people have to think they are civilized Americans...im being serious.  The place is a cesspool full of many of the worst common denominator of people...but ruled by reactionary old whites who clearly disapprove...but not enough

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

How did he taste afterwards, Mike?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

The latest from the keyboard of nightmares:

Your awareness of it doesn't do as much to ameliorate it as I had hoped it might.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Had a friend who tried roasting okra recently and instead of crispy, it ended up leathery, but it tasted good.  But then okra doesn't have that much fat in it.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

I was eating potato chips as I read this story and it was creepily satisfying.

[Morning in Atlas]

...do I even need to say?

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Quit stepping into NYE's turf.