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Thunderbird is the word
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« on: September 17, 2015, 09:10:41 PM »
His is a Jewish carpenter afterall.
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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2015, 09:17:49 PM »
A socialist Jewish carpenter who was a farmer in Isreal?

Too easy.
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2015, 10:14:07 PM »
Mods please ban, Obama please drone.
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2015, 10:34:23 PM »
Jewish male? Check
Descended from King David? Unknown
Born in Bethlehem? No check
Anointed by God? Unknown
King of the Jews ready to reestablish the Kingdom of Israel and bring the Jews back to the Holy Land? No check as of yet
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2015, 10:40:21 PM »
Well in the sense of a savior of all man-kind way. That making a new religion stuff, is a definite no-no.
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2015, 11:27:33 PM »
I tend to think so. I trust him more on religion than fake Catholics Bush and Kasich. If Bernie and Il Papa team up, the world will be changed forever.
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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2015, 08:42:16 AM »
Why is this even a question?









Of course.
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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2015, 06:44:53 PM »
He is an older version of Howard Dean.
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2015, 06:06:30 PM »
Sandersanity, fourth Abrahamic religion
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2015, 06:28:50 PM »

Yeah, we all know Jesus was a liberal progressive, not some socialist or true leftist who would let a Republican win!
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« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2015, 12:11:17 PM »
Jesus was famously concerned with the decline of the American middle class.
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« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2015, 12:12:42 AM »
Quote from: OC on September 19, 2015, 06:44:53 PM
He is an older version of Howard Dean.

FALSE PROPHET! There are not TWO messiahs!
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« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2015, 01:43:34 AM »
Has no one here seen Life of Brian? Cmon, there's an easy joke relating to this right there.
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