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Citizen James
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« on: May 20, 2005, 07:28:31 PM »
god hates figs!

Put down that vile newton and repent.

And this doesn't use verses from the old testement - amidst worn out claims about the buring of offerings or selling your daughters into slavery.  This comes from the new testement - it's main arguements from the gospels of Matthew and Mark.

So, do those who take the scriptures literally avoid including figs in their diet, or do they pick and choose which scriptures to follow?
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2005, 07:31:49 PM »
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume this was a lame joke.
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2005, 07:32:07 PM »
Personal liberation is a bigger threat to god than eating  figs.
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Joe Republic
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2005, 07:34:16 PM »
FIGS ARE BURN IN HELL, JESUS SAYS THEY EVIL
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2005, 07:48:11 PM »
« Edited: May 20, 2005, 07:53:44 PM by Everett »
No, but he hates rags.

Quote from: Joe Republic on May 20, 2005, 07:34:16 PM
FIGS ARE BURN IN HELL, JESUS SAYS THEY EVIL
OH NO



THEY ARE ATTACKING US HELP
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2005, 08:41:01 PM »
I can't speak for the Lord, but I definitely prefer dates.
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2005, 08:59:23 PM »
As a matter of fact I have. He was quite a fruit.
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MaC
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2005, 09:30:14 PM »
Quote from: Everett on May 20, 2005, 07:48:11 PM
No, but he hates rags.

Quote from: Joe Republic on May 20, 2005, 07:34:16 PM
FIGS ARE BURN IN HELL, JESUS SAYS THEY EVIL
OH NO



THEY ARE ATTACKING US HELP

You're both wrong.  God loves figs and rags, but he hates maggots!
All maggots are gonna burn in hell!
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2005, 09:56:14 PM »
I do not believe God has any animosity towards figs.

Quote from: migrendel on May 20, 2005, 08:59:23 PM
As a matter of fact I have. He was quite a fruit.
LOL
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Nation
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2005, 09:57:04 PM »
Quote from: migrendel on May 20, 2005, 08:59:23 PM
As a matter of fact I have. He was quite a fruit.

That joke lasted one too many posts :-p
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Hitchabrut
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« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2005, 03:01:11 PM »
I saw that site a few months ago. Pathetic.
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« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2005, 04:06:19 PM »
Quote from: Hitchabrut on May 22, 2005, 03:01:11 PM
I saw that site a few months ago. Pathetic.

Clearly you support figs and their evil agenda.
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The Duke
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« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2005, 01:35:34 AM »
Of course he ahtes them, as well he should.  Fig newtons are NOT cookies, btw.
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David S
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« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2005, 12:19:31 PM »
Quote from: former wookie, Milk_and_Cereal on May 20, 2005, 09:30:14 PM
Quote from: Everett on May 20, 2005, 07:48:11 PM
No, but he hates rags.

Quote from: Joe Republic on May 20, 2005, 07:34:16 PM
FIGS ARE BURN IN HELL, JESUS SAYS THEY EVIL
OH NO



THEY ARE ATTACKING US HELP

You're both wrong.  God loves figs and rags, but he hates maggots!
All maggots are gonna burn in hell!

I thought that was f****ts! Huh
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