as a matter of fact, we do. There's a Wal-mart Superstore on US 9 in Hudson where we bought a pair of orange two-compartment arm floaties for my son when he was about 6 months old on a rather circuitous route from our little apartment in Manhattan to my wife's sister's house in Ontario. Can't say I've discovered any of the festive real estate there that gives Torie such a raging hard-on, but I am familiar with the Hudson Wal-mart, and grateful for it as well.
The Walmart is in the hideous
town of
Greenport, a place that uniquely in the fruited hills of Columbia County (lots of apple orchards as well as gays) has no zoning, as opposed to the glorious
city of Hudson, so majestically sited as it is on an elongated plateau abutting the Hudson River (see below actually). In 1837, The farmers in that now benighted place seceded from Hudson because they did not want to pay for the infrastructure improvements of Hudson. Greenport epitomizes everything that is wrong about suburbs (ask BRTD to explain, since he is an expert on the matter), and so much more.
My family does know about Hudson -
a lot about Hudson. Who knew.
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