Which poster would you select as your running mate

[(Still) muted by Kalwejt until March 31]

Eharding.

-Thank you, but you must be a very Confused Democrat, in that case.

What would I add to the ticket?

[Confused Democrat]

Eharding.

-Thank you, but you must be a very Confused Democrat, in that case.

What would I add to the ticket?

Comic relief.

[The Other Castro]

Mr. Morden in an elder statesmen role.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

I feel like I'd only run a presidential campaign with the intention of losing to spread a message about how completely disintegrated not only our politics, but our values and culture as a society are from the inside-out.  So I'd probably pick Nix to run on the Green ticket with me while we proselytize to people about why modern media is rotting our brains, how we desperately need to mend our nonexistent relationship with Mother Nature, and why we all should expand our horizons beyond material goals or things and focus on what's worthwhile.

We might disagree a bit on soda, though.

[FairBol]

Castro/Jacobs (or vice versa) would "make America great again"....with an all-CT ticket!