Trump needed a golf cart to tour Taormina, Sicily with other G7 leaders

[Matty]

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[Ebsy]

We need a strong leader in the white house.

[Ban my account ffs!]

tfw you're a grown ass man and Angela Merkel can outwalk you in a unicolor pantsuit...

[Storebought]

Another poster here said it first but bears repeating: golf cart = mobility scooter for the upper class. But knowing Trump, he probably thought riding in a scooter where others walked was a status marker.

[Fight for Trump]

Battery life.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Another poster here said it first but bears repeating: golf cart = mobility scooter for the upper class. But knowing Trump, he probably thought riding in a scooter where others walked was a status marker.

You know he did. 

That said... golf carts are so much fun.  Of course to me, they've always been a tame recreational vehicle.  Comfort and unpredictability due to a level of handling not designed for what you're doing... it's a great juxtaposition.

[Ban my account ffs!]

I'm sure that whoever is writing this thinks that it all looks extremely clever, but the symbolism is getting a bit thick, don't you think?

The author definitely seems to be in troll mode. 

[○∙◄☻¥tπ[╪AV┼cVê└]

We could have had this guy as President.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP_J6gmJYiU

[The_Doctor]

The President walked some of the way. This isn't a story. Even if he used a golf cart who cares? That's his way of doing things.

[Hermit For Peace]

The President walked some of the way. This isn't a story. Even if he used a golf cart who cares? That's his way of doing things.

So appropriate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onWf4_yl-pY

[Blue3]

The President walked some of the way. This isn't a story. Even if he used a golf cart who cares? That's his way of doing things.

You sound desperate and defeated and deluded.

[Catholics vs. Convicts]

What a little p****grabber he is.

[Antonio the Sixth]

That is pathetic, tbh.

[Pouring Rain and Blairing Music]

Sad! Low Energy!

[The_Doctor]

The President walked some of the way. This isn't a story. Even if he used a golf cart who cares? That's his way of doing things.

You sound desperate and defeated and deluded.

How? Wtf?

[Technocracy Timmy]

Who gives a sh!t. He's an overweight 70 year old. I'm surprised he isn't rollin in a rascal scooter everywhere.

[hueylong]

His addiction to fast food and admitted aversion to exercise and physical activity will probably come back to bite him. Seriously isn't healthy.

[Adam Griffin]

[Indy Texas]

I'm going to create a new coffee beverage called the Trumpaccino:

Espresso and steamed milk with a large dollop of marshmallow fluff on top, and a heavy sprinkling of pumpkin spice powder and a small piece of yellow cotton candy for hair garnish.

[Pouring Rain and Blairing Music]

I'm going to create a new coffee beverage called the Trumpaccino:

Espresso and steamed milk with a large dollop of marshmallow fluff on top, and a heavy sprinkling of pumpkin spice powder and a small piece of yellow cotton candy for hair garnish.

Sounds easier to make than that Unicorn drink.

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

But he's in perfect health his doctor said he's in the best health of man could ever be in. This is all part of the winning, we're winning so much that he doesn't even need to walk to win and the plebeians under him are forced to walk.

[Cashew]

But he's in perfect health his doctor said he's in the best health of man could ever be in. This is all part of the winning, we're winning so much that he doesn't even need to walk to win and the plebeians under him are forced to walk.

Well, that's relative, after all his doctor also said he tested positive for everything, so by those standards "astonishingly excellent" sound reasonable for a man with as many supposed afflictions as him and yet somehow manages to stay alive.