Opinion of The Professor

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

My first (and so far only direct) encounter with him was when he claimed that Mississippi was the birthplace of Ernest Hemingway, also known as the Father of Capitalism, and asked what a poster from Greece's "state" was known for. I responded in a completely sincere manner but the truth is I was giggling the whole time. Freedom Fighter.

[The Mikado]

Ernest Hemingway, also known as the Father of Capitalism

Papa Hemingway should've invented an absinthe-based cocktail and named it "capitalism," just for the irony.

[King]

I do like posters that make lefties look appropriately silly (especially when they don't get the joke).

A condescending attitude won't help you with girls.

Moderating this board won't help you with girls either.

Neither will speaking Arabic.

you know who else speaks Arabic? Arab girls.

Yeah, and they're really easy to get in the sack....

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I do like posters that make lefties look appropriately silly (especially when they don't get the joke).

A condescending attitude won't help you with girls.

Moderating this board won't help you with girls either.

Neither will speaking Arabic.

you know who else speaks Arabic? Arab girls.

Yeah, and they're really easy to get in the sack....

Sure, cause they wear a sack.........getting them out of the sack is the fun part

[MJM58]

He's a FF. I would know; I am a professor.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Ernest Hemingway, also known as the Father of Capitalism

Papa Hemingway should've invented an absinthe-based cocktail and named it "capitalism," just for the irony.

Oh man, that would've been amazing. He could've done some sort of joint endorsement dealie with Flannery O'Connor's Distributism-Brand Peacock Feed and Lupus Medication.