2016: The Ultimate Catch-22

[Indy Texas 🇺🇦🇵🇸]

Palm-Greasing Party Boss and Crazy Congressman

vs.

Palm-Greasing Party Boss and Crazy Congressman

[Senator Spiral]

Shoot me

[tmthforu94]

Barbour/King is easily the more competent and sane choice here, IMO.

[Gass3268]

Barbour/King is easily the more competent and sane choice here, IMO.

[H. Ross Peron]

McAuliffe (Normal)

[RedSLC]

McAuliffe/Jackson, though I'd try to persaude McAuliffe to drop Jackson ASAP.

[Supersonic]

The GOP ticket.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Shoot me

^^^But first I'd vote McAuliffe.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

Shoot me

^^^But first I'd vote McAuliffe.

[MATTROSE94]

Easily Terry McAuliffe. Haley Barbour is not that bad, but his running mate is atrocious, even more so than Jesse Jackson Jr.

[Goldwater]

The GOP ticket.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Shoot me

Sorry, but I need to save the ammo for myself.

[TNF]

I would not vote for a right-to-work-for-less Democrat like McAuliffe.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

I would not vote for a right-to-work-for-less Democrat like McAuliffe.

But surely he's preferable to Haley "Gays shouldn't serve in the military because they'll try to buttf--k you while under enemy fire" Barbour

[RogueBeaver]

The GOP ticket.

[TNF]

I would not vote for a right-to-work-for-less Democrat like McAuliffe.

But surely he's preferable to Haley "Gays shouldn't serve in the military because they'll try to buttf--k you while under enemy fire" Barbour

Not especially. Both of them are enemies of labor and not worth supporting. If the Democrats nominated a right-winger like McAuliffe, they deserve to lose.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

I would not vote for a right-to-work-for-less Democrat like McAuliffe.

But surely he's preferable to Haley "Gays shouldn't serve in the military because they'll try to buttf--k you while under enemy fire" Barbour

Not especially. Both of them are enemies of labor and not worth supporting. If the Democrats nominated a right-winger like McAuliffe, they deserve to lose.

I understand, and I wouldn't vote for McAuliffe if I had other options, but a Democrat is better than a Republican in about 99.9% of situations.

[Goldwater]

I would not vote for a right-to-work-for-less Democrat like McAuliffe.

But surely he's preferable to Haley "Gays shouldn't serve in the military because they'll try to buttf--k you while under enemy fire" Barbour

Not especially. Both of them are enemies of labor and not worth supporting. If the Democrats nominated a right-winger like McAuliffe, they deserve to lose.

I understand, and I wouldn't vote for McAuliffe if I had other options, but a Democrat is better than a Republican in about 99.9% of situations.

Is the other .1% Chris Christie?

[Peter the Lefty]

I would not vote for a right-to-work-for-less Democrat like McAuliffe.

But surely he's preferable to Haley "Gays shouldn't serve in the military because they'll try to buttf--k you while under enemy fire" Barbour

Nah.  It's the re-animated corpse of Robert La Follette or George Norris.  Or Thaddeus Stevens or Ben Wade.
Not especially. Both of them are enemies of labor and not worth supporting. If the Democrats nominated a right-winger like McAuliffe, they deserve to lose.

I understand, and I wouldn't vote for McAuliffe if I had other options, but a Democrat is better than a Republican in about 99.9% of situations.

Is the other .1% Chris Christie?

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

I would not vote for a right-to-work-for-less Democrat like McAuliffe.

But surely he's preferable to Haley "Gays shouldn't serve in the military because they'll try to buttf--k you while under enemy fire" Barbour

Nah.  It's the re-animated corpse of Robert La Follette or George Norris.  Or Thaddeus Stevens or Ben Wade.
Not especially. Both of them are enemies of labor and not worth supporting. If the Democrats nominated a right-winger like McAuliffe, they deserve to lose.

I understand, and I wouldn't vote for McAuliffe if I had other options, but a Democrat is better than a Republican in about 99.9% of situations.

Is the other .1% Chris Christie?

Yes.

[Cryptic]

Shoot me

^^^But first I'd vote McAuliffe.

[DINGO Joe]

I'm moving to Toronto to buy me some crack (normal).