Who would you rather have your daughter date?

[Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon]

Actually a difficult question.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

lolnone

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Out of that bunch?  opebo AINEC

Yes, I am smitten - entirely inappropriately (no, not a student) and quite baselessly, and I've done and will do nothing about it.  But it is an interesting feeling - hadn't felt it at all in years and years. 

That, and I had a bad dream last night - it was the 1990s (or anyway had aspects of that time) and I was surrounded by 'hipster friends' (or perhaps I should say hipster 'friends'), and I got a very disturbing phone call (on my current mobile phone, so it couldn't have been the 1990s) from someone whose mere voice frightened me terribly - I had a sense he was 'me' (which is a funny self-aware way of thinking in a dream), and he made no sense at all and sounded very very ill.  So, he showed up with an unmemorable face and fell down flat on his back on the floor, apparently at his last breath.

Despite my fear I looked closely at his face and noticed his mouth was stuffed with chess pieces.  I pulled it open wide and got the impression he was entirely stuffed with them.  My 90s hipster friends gave me some more to stuff in his mouth, but that didn't help - if anything, it made things worse.

At this point I got the feeling he was very dangerous, if he reawakened, so I started running, with the real feeling that he was getting up behind me.. I ran down an endless flight of stairs, made of stone and free-standing, so that I could swing myself around each corner - I worked up such a speed that I only touched foot to stair once per flight, and the rest of the time my legs were spinning free. 

Finally I reached the ground floor and it was a sort of ultra-cheap shopping mall, in the Thai style but not with Thai people.  I had to practically swim in and climb over the crowds of people there, most of who were carrying huge parcels of goods, which I clambered over.  I felt him very near behind me, though I didn't see him.  Finally I got outside and got into an ancient 1970s Pontiac rather like one I had a couple of decades ago, and began to drive off, but just as he appeared in the back seat to do.. lord knows what.. I was awakened by my alarm.

I suppose the dreaded being was my own past or my own denouement or both.  Or guilt.. or the sad reality of a loveless life.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Out of that bunch?  opebo AINEC

Yes, I am smitten - entirely inappropriately (no, not a student) and quite baselessly, and I've done and will do nothing about it.  But it is an interesting feeling - hadn't felt it at all in years and years. 

That, and I had a bad dream last night - it was the 1990s (or anyway had aspects of that time) and I was surrounded by 'hipster friends' (or perhaps I should say hipster 'friends'), and I got a very disturbing phone call (on my current mobile phone, so it couldn't have been the 1990s) from someone whose mere voice frightened me terribly - I had a sense he was 'me' (which is a funny self-aware way of thinking in a dream), and he made no sense at all and sounded very very ill.  So, he showed up with an unmemorable face and fell down flat on his back on the floor, apparently at his last breath.

Despite my fear I looked closely at his face and noticed his mouth was stuffed with chess pieces.  I pulled it open wide and got the impression he was entirely stuffed with them.  My 90s hipster friends gave me some more to stuff in his mouth, but that didn't help - if anything, it made things worse.

At this point I got the feeling he was very dangerous, if he reawakened, so I started running, with the real feeling that he was getting up behind me.. I ran down an endless flight of stairs, made of stone and free-standing, so that I could swing myself around each corner - I worked up such a speed that I only touched foot to stair once per flight, and the rest of the time my legs were spinning free. 

Finally I reached the ground floor and it was a sort of ultra-cheap shopping mall, in the Thai style but not with Thai people.  I had to practically swim in and climb over the crowds of people there, most of who were carrying huge parcels of goods, which I clambered over.  I felt him very near behind me, though I didn't see him.  Finally I got outside and got into an ancient 1970s Pontiac rather like one I had a couple of decades ago, and began to drive off, but just as he appeared in the back seat to do.. lord knows what.. I was awakened by my alarm.

I suppose the dreaded being was my own past or my own denouement or both.  Or guilt.. or the sad reality of a loveless life.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Out of that bunch?  opebo AINEC

Yes, I am smitten - entirely inappropriately (no, not a student) and quite baselessly, and I've done and will do nothing about it.  But it is an interesting feeling - hadn't felt it at all in years and years. 

That, and I had a bad dream last night - it was the 1990s (or anyway had aspects of that time) and I was surrounded by 'hipster friends' (or perhaps I should say hipster 'friends'), and I got a very disturbing phone call (on my current mobile phone, so it couldn't have been the 1990s) from someone whose mere voice frightened me terribly - I had a sense he was 'me' (which is a funny self-aware way of thinking in a dream), and he made no sense at all and sounded very very ill.  So, he showed up with an unmemorable face and fell down flat on his back on the floor, apparently at his last breath.

Despite my fear I looked closely at his face and noticed his mouth was stuffed with chess pieces.  I pulled it open wide and got the impression he was entirely stuffed with them.  My 90s hipster friends gave me some more to stuff in his mouth, but that didn't help - if anything, it made things worse.

At this point I got the feeling he was very dangerous, if he reawakened, so I started running, with the real feeling that he was getting up behind me.. I ran down an endless flight of stairs, made of stone and free-standing, so that I could swing myself around each corner - I worked up such a speed that I only touched foot to stair once per flight, and the rest of the time my legs were spinning free. 

Finally I reached the ground floor and it was a sort of ultra-cheap shopping mall, in the Thai style but not with Thai people.  I had to practically swim in and climb over the crowds of people there, most of who were carrying huge parcels of goods, which I clambered over.  I felt him very near behind me, though I didn't see him.  Finally I got outside and got into an ancient 1970s Pontiac rather like one I had a couple of decades ago, and began to drive off, but just as he appeared in the back seat to do.. lord knows what.. I was awakened by my alarm.

I suppose the dreaded being was my own past or my own denouement or both.  Or guilt.. or the sad reality of a loveless life.

I know... : (

[Sopranos Republican]

lmao

If I had a lot of cash to burn to help with support, then I'd say Bushie, since at least he's a lovable sap who means well.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

lmao

If I had a lot of cash to burn to help with support, then I'd say Bushie, since at least he's a lovable sap who means well.

Yea?  Go read the Allison breakup episode of Update.  Within an hour it was like she never existed. 

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

lmao

If I had a lot of cash to burn to help with support, then I'd say Bushie, since at least he's a lovable sap who means well.

Bushie for this reason as well.

[IceSpear]

OC I guess. It can be like that movie Her, except change it to Him.

[Maxwell]

Not having children.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

Libertas because they wouldn't date very long.

[Sopranos Republican]

lmao

If I had a lot of cash to burn to help with support, then I'd say Bushie, since at least he's a lovable sap who means well.

Yea?  Go read the Allison breakup episode of Update.  Within an hour it was like she never existed. 

Eh, that's still better than opebo (who would undoubtedly cheat with female hookers), Libertas (who would undoubtedly cheat with male hookers), and OG (A robot)

[Lief 🗽]

Opebo > Libertas > OC > Honor Killing > Bushie

[Mr. Smith]

OC -----------------------------------------> Disownment ->Bushie ---> Black Death ---------------------> The other two.

[SWE]

OC

[King]

Libertas. Every girl needs a date night with their sexually active gay friend every now and then.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Obviously Libertas. The others are laughable (or dangerous) options. Even Bushie though the comments nearly swayed me. I can't be that close to someone more religious than myself.

[Joe Biden 2020]

To be honest, I'm not sure I'd want my daughter to date someone like me.  I mean well, but I don't have the means to see that she is well.  You get my drift?

[King]

To be honest, I'm not sure I'd want my daughter to date someone like me.  I mean well, but I don't have the means to see that she is well.  You get my drift?

Maybe if it weren't buried under all that fat.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

These threads are creepy, weird and inappropriate. Not to mention weird. Fycking stop it Atlas, please.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Disguisting.

[rpryor03]

Libertas because they wouldn't date very long.