Make a Bernie Sanders attack against the previous topic.

[Bigby]

Basically make a Bernie Sanders attack against the previous topic like it's Wall Street or the Super PACs.

Ninjas.

[LLR]

Ninjas have been stealing the middle classes' swords and using them to earn their own profits! We must tax the ninjas at 90% and end the tyranny! (Paid for by Bernie 2016 (not the ninjas!))


Gummy Bears

[Clark Kent]

Billionayuhs are responsible for rigging the economy and destroying the middle class! We must stop them!

Works for literally every single topic, because Comrade Sanders never says anything else.


Batman

[Crumpets]

Today in Gotham City, we live in a society where the top 0.1% control 100% of the so-called "super" heroes. As president, I will fight against this rigged system to make sure these superheroes are unable to override the will of the people, and that regular heroes will fight in their best interests.

Exes.

[NOT gonna be banned soon]

Exes are the wurst people ever. She said that she loved me 100% but no, she only thought about me only 1/10th of 1% of her day. 63% of the time she was ignoring me.

The 99%

[LLR]

99 is too big a number! The wall street banks want us to have to count to 99! When I'm president, there will only be numbers up to 9!

Gandhi

[Kingpoleon]

The top .1% of lawyers and the political class went on "starvation strikes" to "free" the 99% from the "oppressive" British! Gandhi, at the forefront of this, has rigged the caste system and the economic system with help from the billionaires! It is time for a political revolution to overthrow the banks, the lawyers, the billionaires, and the political class!
 
Gay marriage

[Crumpets]

Today, over 99% of gay marriages are entered into by less than 10% of the population. As president, I will end the gay monopoly on gay marriages, and allow hard-working men and women to claim their fair share! I'm Bernie Sanders and I approve this message.

The LEGO Movie

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Lego has the same amount of letters as cash. You wanna know who has cash? Billionaires. We must stop them

Super Mario Galaxy