How would Trump respond to a major disaster? (hurricane/epidemic/terrorism/etc.)

[Blue3]

I just can't imagine 3+ more years of a week like this.



What happens if there's another Hurricane Katrina or Epidemic or 9/11 situation?


 HHS & Homeland Security: vaccinate yourselves!

 Trump: you don't need a vaccination, they make you stupid!

 States: 3000 people have died so far

 Trump: fake news, very dishonest!


 Homeland Security: hurricane about to strike New Orleans again, mandatory evacuations of areas A, B, C

 Trump: don't panic, no way it will hit New Orleans again! stay in place, everyone!


 Media: terrorist attack in DC

 Trump: aargh!!!! this is crazy!! they're insane to do this!!! bomb them, I'll bomb ISIS, I'll bomb Iran, I'll bomb them all!!! panic, this is scary!!

 Media: a group in Nigeria has claimed responsibility, and the Nigerian government is ready to cooperate and take action

 Trump: fake news!!! I'm bombing Iran!! I know stuff you don't, the CIA tells me there's very bad people in Iran!!

 CIA: well, for this terrorist attack....

 Trump: don't listen to those weaklings, I know what I know!!!

[Hermit For Peace]

Hopefully we'll never need to find out.

I shudder at the thought.

[Angrie]

I think he would say, "You know, it's so hard for a Republican to win the electoral college. Such an amazing achievement."

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

Hopefully we'll never need to find out.

I shudder at the thought.

[pbrower2a]

Aid will come as a profitable venture for his interests or for those of his cronies.

[Crumpets]

"Look at that carnage. Really amazing. You wouldn't believe it. We've never had a disaster as big as this one to clean up. People tell me I'm great at helping clean up after disasters. You know, Chicago - it's such a disaster there. And you go there, and you look at the Trump Tower there, and it's really just beautiful. That big, blue, glass building. Never would have happened under Obama, that's for sure. You know, I'm pretty sure we can expect to win Illinois in 2020. You look at that electoral map, and you see a big sea of red, and just a dot - just a tiny dot around Chicago. We're gonna take care of that, believe me. 2020, you'll see. We're winning Illinois."