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bgwah
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« on: April 15, 2004, 05:23:30 PM »

Here is a taste of the developing Jesus Christ Party Platform!

Anti-Iraq War Thou shalt not kill!
Pro-gay marriage Jesus loves everyone and wants them all to be happy.
Pro-Pledge of Allegiance
Pro-Ten Commandments They are a good set of morals!
Anti-Affirmitive Action It is racist. Poor whites have an unfair disadvantage while rich minorities have a very unfair advantage. Fix up the inner city, especially the schools. Try and give everyone an equal chance from the start.
Pro-Marijauna legalization America is a free country and people should have the freedom to smoke marijuana. If alcohol is legal, marijuana should be as well. The "war" on drugs, specifically marijuana, is very expensive and waste of money.
Pro-Health Care We should help the sick and the poor.
Pro-Environment God blessed us with this land, do not destroy his hard work.
Pro-Love
Pro-Peace
Pro-Freedom This is what America stands for. People who try and rob others of their god given rights are criminals!
Pro-America
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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2004, 05:43:45 PM »

Here is a taste of the developing Jesus Christ Party Platform!

Anti-Iraq War Thou shalt not kill!
Pro-gay marriage Jesus loves everyone and wants them all to be happy.
Pro-Pledge of Allegiance
Pro-Ten Commandments They are a good set of morals!
Anti-Affirmitive Action It is racist. Poor whites have an unfair disadvantage while rich minorities have a very unfair advantage. Fix up the inner city, especially the schools. Try and give everyone an equal chance from the start.
Pro-Marijauna legalization America is a free country and people should have the freedom to smoke marijuana. If alcohol is legal, marijuana should be as well. The "war" on drugs, specifically marijuana, is very expensive and waste of money.
Pro-Health Care We should help the sick and the poor.
Pro-Environment God blessed us with this land, do not destroy his hard work.
Pro-Love
Pro-Peace
Pro-Freedom This is what America stands for. People who try and rob others of their god given rights are criminals!
Pro-America


I never thought I'd hear of a platform that has EXTREME RIGHT aspects (Pro Ten Commandments, Anti-Affirmative Action)...as well as EXTREME LEFT (Pro Marijuana Legalization, Pro Gay Marriage)
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2004, 05:45:08 PM »

Here is a taste of the developing Jesus Christ Party Platform!

Anti-Iraq War Thou shalt not kill!
Pro-gay marriage Jesus loves everyone and wants them all to be happy.
Pro-Pledge of Allegiance
Pro-Ten Commandments They are a good set of morals!
Anti-Affirmitive Action It is racist. Poor whites have an unfair disadvantage while rich minorities have a very unfair advantage. Fix up the inner city, especially the schools. Try and give everyone an equal chance from the start.
Pro-Marijauna legalization America is a free country and people should have the freedom to smoke marijuana. If alcohol is legal, marijuana should be as well. The "war" on drugs, specifically marijuana, is very expensive and waste of money.
Pro-Health Care We should help the sick and the poor.
Pro-Environment God blessed us with this land, do not destroy his hard work.
Pro-Love
Pro-Peace
Pro-Freedom This is what America stands for. People who try and rob others of their god given rights are criminals!
Pro-America


I never thought I'd hear of a platform that has EXTREME RIGHT aspects (Pro Ten Commandments, Anti-Affirmative Action)...as well as EXTREME LEFT (Pro Marijuana Legalization, Pro Gay Marriage)
Dan
You are feeding the trolls
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bgwah
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2004, 06:17:05 PM »

Here is a taste of the developing Jesus Christ Party Platform!

Anti-Iraq War Thou shalt not kill!
Pro-gay marriage Jesus loves everyone and wants them all to be happy.
Pro-Pledge of Allegiance
Pro-Ten Commandments They are a good set of morals!
Anti-Affirmitive Action It is racist. Poor whites have an unfair disadvantage while rich minorities have a very unfair advantage. Fix up the inner city, especially the schools. Try and give everyone an equal chance from the start.
Pro-Marijauna legalization America is a free country and people should have the freedom to smoke marijuana. If alcohol is legal, marijuana should be as well. The "war" on drugs, specifically marijuana, is very expensive and waste of money.
Pro-Health Care We should help the sick and the poor.
Pro-Environment God blessed us with this land, do not destroy his hard work.
Pro-Love
Pro-Peace
Pro-Freedom This is what America stands for. People who try and rob others of their god given rights are criminals!
Pro-America


I never thought I'd hear of a platform that has EXTREME RIGHT aspects (Pro Ten Commandments, Anti-Affirmative Action)...as well as EXTREME LEFT (Pro Marijuana Legalization, Pro Gay Marriage)

...Libertarians?
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bgwah
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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2004, 06:50:57 PM »

Here is a taste of the developing Jesus Christ Party Platform!

Anti-Iraq War Thou shalt not kill!
Pro-gay marriage Jesus loves everyone and wants them all to be happy.
Pro-Pledge of Allegiance
Pro-Ten Commandments They are a good set of morals!
Anti-Affirmitive Action It is racist. Poor whites have an unfair disadvantage while rich minorities have a very unfair advantage. Fix up the inner city, especially the schools. Try and give everyone an equal chance from the start.
Pro-Marijauna legalization America is a free country and people should have the freedom to smoke marijuana. If alcohol is legal, marijuana should be as well. The "war" on drugs, specifically marijuana, is very expensive and waste of money.
Pro-Health Care We should help the sick and the poor.
Pro-Environment God blessed us with this land, do not destroy his hard work.
Pro-Love
Pro-Peace
Pro-Freedom This is what America stands for. People who try and rob others of their god given rights are criminals!
Pro-America


I never thought I'd hear of a platform that has EXTREME RIGHT aspects (Pro Ten Commandments, Anti-Affirmative Action)...as well as EXTREME LEFT (Pro Marijuana Legalization, Pro Gay Marriage)
Dan
You are feeding the trolls

Why is this a "troll thread," because I am showing what the JCP believes in? You say we are trolls since we don't care about politics but WE DO and this is what we think.
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bgwah
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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2004, 10:23:38 PM »

lol, thanks Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2004, 10:58:35 PM »




*points finger at "Rev. Matthew" and bgwah* I've got my eye on you......watch it......
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