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Niles Caulder
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« on: August 21, 2004, 11:03:43 pm »
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Caulder Consultancies
Professional Services for Civic Life

  • Legal Services, specializing in Constitutional and Government Law
  • Policy Research and Advocacy
  • Political and Electoral Analysis and Counseling
  • Promotion of Public Awareness of Election and Government Activity

Our services are available to both private and public sectors; entities government and private; groups and individuals alike.

Inquiries can be made here, or emailed to nilescaulder@yahoo.com

All initial consultations are completely confidential and free of charge.
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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2004, 11:11:14 pm »
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I sent you an email.
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2004, 05:58:05 am »
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Competition eh?
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2004, 01:49:19 pm »
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A Public Release from
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We are proud to announce that we have acquired the political news and analysis publication The Midgard Chronicle.  "This union is a complimentary one," says Bernie Carlstein, Public Relations Officer of The Chronicle, "with the reduction of resources available for maintaining high standards in the journalism industry, Caulder Consultancies will be able to provide this publication the stability needed to make the vision for which it was intended a reality:  a thorough information resource bringing the public closer to current and prospective officials, the political issues, and their government."

In addition to its award-winning in-depth studies of the issues and developments in the world of Fantasy Politics, a news periodical format of (more-or-less) daily briefs will be featured and maintained.

The Chronicle will be a resource available to the Atlasian public free of charge.  Caulder Consultancies agrees that this opportunity is one more important than the prospect of potential profit, but will be an important new step in bringing the Atlasian electorate closer to each other, the government that serves them, and the world.  "When it came to choosing a first official project for our non-profit ventures, this was an easy decision," says Niles Caulder, Chairman and Chief Executive of Caulder Consultancies--and the new Managing Editor of The Midgard Chronicle.  "A Forum-wide publication that can prepare all Atlasian citizens for their day will be a welcome sight for citizens and public servents alike.  Bringing our community closer together—faster—will contribute to the effective growth and development of our national body politic."

When asked about his exptertise in journalism, Caulder laughs, "None!  But I trust this ship is seaworthy enough to survive my navigation until one better qualified can be induced to take the helm."

Look for the first issue of The Midgard Chronicle in its new format beginning August 25, 2004.
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2004, 01:51:54 pm »
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Competition eh?

LOL Senator, that's the beauty of the legal industry: those in it create work for each other!
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2004, 02:27:50 pm »
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Competition eh?

LOL Senator, that's the beauty of the legal industry: those in it create work for each other!

Well, it looks like we'll be fighting for clients eh? Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2004, 02:29:18 pm »
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Competition eh?

LOL Senator, that's the beauty of the legal industry: those in it create work for each other!

Well, it looks like we'll be fighting for clients eh? Smiley

Or if not, in court Wink.
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2004, 02:42:23 pm »
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HELP WANTED!

To Forum citizens interested in working part-time for a daily news periodical, please submit a letter of interest and statement of qualification to Caulder Consultancies, nilescaulder@yahoo.com

Job duties will entail periodic [at least every two to three days] review of assigned beats in the Forum Fantasy Boards, and summarizing events in a professional and neutral manner.  Dedication to the job is required; candidates without the quality of reliability need not apply.
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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2004, 09:10:50 pm »
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I'd like to state publicly that i have joined Caulder Consultancies, in the Midgard Chronicle wing of the company Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2004, 10:57:01 pm »
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I'd like to state publicly that i have joined Caulder Consultancies, in the Midgard Chronicle wing of the company Smiley

*Huff huff huff--pant--pant*

Sorry I'm late!

Yes, we're pleased to confirm that the Midwest's outgoing Governor Ilikeverin has graciously chosen to help get The Midgard Chronicle off of its feet.  His keen insight into the Fantasy World of Politics will be as indispensible to the new venture as his experience in journalism for the famous Tammany Times back in its day.

Having such a high profile editor on staff will bring not only prestige to the title, but also confidence in its quality and professionalism.  As a Human Resource acquisition, we couldn't have had a more positive development...(Because frankly, I don't know what I'm doing.)

We're sure hoping this works out to our mutual advantage for a long time, and that the siren call of the campaign trail won't seduce him away from us too quickly.

Welcome aboard, Governor!

[Handshakes before popping camera flashes.]
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« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2004, 01:14:38 pm »
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HELP WANTED!

Journalism staff positions still available

Senate and Legislation Editor[/i]

Regional Affairs Editor[/i]

Adminstration and Jurisprudence Editor[/i]

You know you want to.

Email at nilescaulder@yahoo.com
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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2004, 02:32:07 pm »
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If I am not able to go back to the Senate, I may have an interest in this position. I don't want to commit anything though.
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« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2004, 02:48:05 pm »
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If I am not able to go back to the Senate, I may have an interest in this position. I don't want to commit anything though.

LOL understandable!  The offices here are much, much smaller, Senator...
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« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2004, 06:40:31 pm »
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If I am not able to go back to the Senate, I may have an interest in this position. I don't want to commit anything though.

LOL understandable!  The offices here are much, much smaller, Senator...

O, I think I'll manage.
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« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2004, 06:44:45 pm »
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Press Release

Caulder Consultancies is pleased to announce that it has been awarded the Contract from the Department of Forum Affairs to administer the August '04 District 4B Run-Off Election, set for 12:00AM Friday Aug. 27 - 12:00AM Monday August 30.

As the government is having critical staffing shortages in the department at this time, it has chosen to contract voting facilities to the public sector.  We are honored at receiving this opportunity to concurrently fulfil our own charter of public service.
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« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2004, 04:12:45 pm »
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Caulder Consultancies is pleased to announce that it will be aggressively expanding its services to public servents with regard to public policy analysis, to all branches of government.

It is our hope to serve all office holders uniformly and fairly in their hopes to affect the best possible solutions to the problems and dilemas that face our nation today, at home and abroad.  This includes analysis of political and legal success of initiatives inquired  [and for the time being, maybe clues as what to expect from the GM should something see the light of day so no one is blindsided.]  We guarantee complete confidentiality and our utmost effort to every client and their respective areas of requested research.

To continue serving the community's sense of well being, neutrality, and fairness, we will still refrain from political career counseling, legal representation, or policy advocacy at this time.

All public office holders are welcome to submit their inquiries to nilescaulder@yahoo.com

Policy research is conducted in the order it is requested.
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« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2004, 10:03:50 pm »
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Mr. Caulder,

I  request that you fully analyse my proposals in my "Hughento-True Red, White, and Blue" thread for their effect on atlasians, the atlasian economy, and our position in the world.

Sen. Hughento.
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« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2004, 09:15:01 pm »
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Thank you for your business, Senator!

Could I trouble you for the link...I haven't tripped across it yet.
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« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2004, 07:24:22 pm »
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I believe Clay has bumped it for you. Smiley

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« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2004, 11:28:31 am »
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I believe Clay has bumped it for you. Smiley



He did, that sly dog...
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