We wouldnt have to worry about Jesus running AGAINST George Bush
Nope, jesus votes republican.
LOL ... actually Jesus would probably not be allowed to enter the US right now.
Think about it .... he's a convicted criminal from the Middle East .... he was accused (falsely) of trying to start a revolution in occupied Israel. No way is he getting past the Dept of Homeland Security.
What amuses me though is the idea if Jesus were to run for election against Bush, Karl Rove would have a field day. We would see daily Drudge reports stating "DRUDGE BREAKS STORY OF JESUS AFFAIR WITH HOOKER". Drudge's evidence would be an account told by Jesus-insider, Judas. Rove would attack Jesus for being soft on crime (he opposes capital punishment). There would be implications that Jesus is gay (he hangs with these Apostles). And then of course there would be the argument that Jesus is soft on defense.