You just become President for Life

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

With an absolute power. You position is strong enough to not worry about anything.

You don't have to care about elections, Congress, Supreme Court etc.

What would you do. What would be you agenda?

[pogo stick]

Ban Abortion
Lower Taxes
Send military aid to Israel
Nuke the sh**t out of Iran
Ban Gay marriage through the constitution
Ban stem cell research
root corruption out of congress
 

[The Mikado]

Hide under the bed muttering "Help."

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Hide under the bed muttering "Help."

That's more reasonable agenda than JC

[Boris]

invite my friends and numerous celebrities for a massive party at the White House

[Sensei]

Ban Abortion
Lower Taxes
Send military aid to Israel
Nuke the sh**t out of Iran
Ban Gay marriage through the constitution
Ban stem cell research
root corruption out of congress
 

Ban Bi Marriage, too, while you're at it.

[pogo stick]

Ban Abortion
Lower Taxes
Send military aid to Israel
Nuke the sh**t out of Iran
Ban Gay marriage through the constitution
Ban stem cell research
root corruption out of congress
 

Ban Bi Marriage, too, while you're at it.

I'm a Oklahoma type conservative, even if I was a 100%  gay flamer, I'd still want gay marriage banned

[Alexander Hamilton]

Ban Abortion
Lower Taxes
Send military aid to Israel
Nuke the sh**t out of Iran
Ban Gay marriage through the constitution
Ban stem cell research
root corruption out of congress
 

Ban Bi Marriage, too, while you're at it.

I'm a Oklahoma type conservative, even if I was a 100%  gay flamer, I'd still want gay marriage banned

Oklahoma type conservatives lean-gay?

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Dissolve the government.

[pogo stick]

Also.. I'd :

Spend more on defense
Spend less overall
Privatize social security
Veto all Pro-barrel spending bills

[Inmate Trump]

I would make Ryan Reynolds my first man.

[Lief 🗽]

-A healthy dose of socialism for all
-Put the capitalists up against the wall
-Put the religiouses up against the wall
-Deport the Southrons
-Legalize the drugs

[ChrisJG777]

Hide under the bed muttering "Help."

This.  Quite possibly the sanest manifesto for any "President for Life".

[War on Want]

-Expell the South,all non-SLC Utah areas, southern Idaho, Alaska and Wyoming from the Union. Blacks, Gays, Liberals and minorities are free to stay as citizens and migrate to the North.
-Form a Supercountry with Canada and Mexico.
-Launch bunker buster nukes randomly at the south once a week for fun.
-Ban Evangelical Christianity.
-Socialism.
-Legalize Prostitution, drugs, and other fun things.
-Ban all guns except for People's Militias.
-Demolish suburbs.
-Give all indie bands free money, ban major labels and deport all terrible nu metal and neon bands.
-Castrate all ugly, fat people.
-Confiscate all ice cream and only let members of the All Hail Jesse As Our Leader Party partake in the deliciousness.
-Build big statues to people's revolutionaries.
-Make homophobes watch gay sex daily.

Oh yeah, being dictator would rule...

[Governor PiT]

Close the Border and put a moratorium on Immigration
End the Federal Reserve and replace with debt free gold backed currency
Shut down the CFR, AIPAC, and the ADL
raise taxes on ultra elites and redistribute to the middle class via tax cuts
Protect all remaining wilderness and stop any new suburbanization

[SPC]

Resign and ensure that nobody replaces me.

[President Mitt]

Have a Sexy Party.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Govern like the Founders and those who fought and died for our freedom would want the country governed.

[Sensei]

Govern like the Founders and those who fought and died for our freedom would want the country governed.

Where do I pick up my slaves?

[Marokai Backbeat]

Govern like the Founders and those who fought and died for our freedom would want the country governed.

At last, someone wants to put women in their place.

[J-Mann]

Govern like the Founders and those who fought and died for our freedom would want the country governed.

I'd be interested in their take on net neutrality.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Item #1 on the agenda:
Replace the current tax code with something that fits in a 16-page booklet.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I already summarized my blueprint for my rule here:

Well first I'd start a party called something like the Revolutionary People's Party. Then the Party would take control of all media and establish a political machine that we'd use to control like 80% of seats in Parliament. I'd probably become PM and then appoint a figurehead President so I could take a break and do whatever I wanted (like host SNL) while I'd have someone else take over as PM. Probably let the opposition get something like 20% of seats in Parliament. Similiar to Egypt. Then I'd set up a network of secret police similar to described in "California Uber Alles", sort of a hipster/scene police. I'd even have special units with no purpose other than to enforce the ban on psuedo-emo fashion, shaving kids' heads, destroying their stupid Hot Topic clothes, etc., and probably the ban on metal music as well. My Chemical Romance and all similar bands would be forced into exile. Ralph Nader would possibly be "disappeared", though I'd rather just arrest and imprison him or also throw him into exile due to the abolishment of the death penalty.

Then I'd probably establish an ultra-liberal State Church so we could crack down on other churches, heavy crackdown on the Catholic Church, Southern Baptists, any fundies, etc. Scientology would be flat out outlawed. I'd legalize gay marriage everywhere but outlaw marriages that violate the half + 7 rule, the exception being heterosexual marriages where the female is older (This would be termed the "Cougar Clause".)

Then the national anthem would be changed to some indie/emo song, and I'd start personality cults around various "scene" heroes, we'd have a national holiday honoring Guy Picciotto for example. Probably Obama too, he'd sort of be held as a state hero like Simon Bolivar is in several South American countries. No doubt both Obama and Picciotto would end up on money. I'd use the powers of eminement domain to build lots and lots of strip clubs. I might even just for kicks have a building with two distinct parts: a strip club and a church of the state religion. This would also be the basis of my patronage system, people would be rewarded for loyalty and service to the regime by being granted ownership of strip clubs. And any attractive female illegal immigrants would have to work two years in one to earn citizenship. Obviously there would also be hordes of indie venues as well. State radio would blare scene music alongside the propaganda all day. It'd be like Enclave Radio on Fallout 3 except with scene music replacing the patriotic songs. Well actually, under this regime the scene music WOULD be the patriotic songs!

All private schools and colleges would be either shut down or nationalized. The only religious schools allowed would be those of the state religion (I guess current liberal Protestant schools could be converted into those) while Catholic and fundie schools are shut down. Secular private schools would be nationalized unless they were deemed too conservative in which case they would be shut down. Private education and homeschooling would be illegal.

Combating suburbia would be a top priority. High taxes would be imposed on suburbs making them effectively unlivable for anyone but the super-rich, who would end up being robbed of their assets. So suburbs would be converted into virtual ghettos, but then renovated to more urban architecure. Freddie Mae and Fannie Mac would be abolished, as would private homeownership for anyone but loyal supporters of the regime. Of course rent would be so heavily subsidized it'd be quite cheap, my current apartment is $550/month, this would be dropped to lower than $300. Of course tons of strip clubs would pop up in the former suburbs. Tons of middle-class families would see themselves forced from owning a McMansion in suburbia to living in an apartment in a dense urban neighborhood quite soon. Our cities would begin to resemble more Europe's. Exurbs and outer suburbs probably would be converted to large farming conglomerates, all nationalized.

Oh and the economic policy would be like Norway or something.

[Mechaman]

I would abolish the State and it's corporate masters.
Then I would bang a hooker for free!
Then I would do a ton of heroin.
Then I would have a massive overdose and die.
Since I was too much of a lazyass to pick a successor, society falls into chaos and kills itself.

[JSojourner]

I would leave any country that had such an office.  '