You are President: what Atlasians would you put in your Administration?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Secretary of External Affairs: Benconstine

  Yay!

[Psychic Octopus]

Governor of Oklahoma: Mechaman

First Governor of Oklahoma to be recalled.

Heh, It'd be funny to see how they'd take to Amnesty, abortion, and acid.

Ambassador to China: Winston Disareli

It would be hilarious to see how long I could go without insulting communism and promptly being thrown out of the country.

Hence why I appointed you. You'd tell it like it is to those authoritarians.

[Psychic Octopus]

Secretary of External Affairs: Benconstine

  Yay!

Yeah; State and Defense would be smushed into one department in my Administration.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Again no office for me.

[Psychic Octopus]

Again no office for me.

I knew I was forgetting someone!


You'd be my Secretary of Homeland Security.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Again no office for me.

I knew I was forgetting someone!


You'd be my Secretary of Homeland Security.

Great. I could try to improve relationships with France...

[big bad fab]

President: Hans-im-Glück
Vice President: Lewis
Secretary of State: Hashemite
Secretary of Treasury: Franzl
Secretary of Defense: Big Bad Fab
Attorney General: Kalwejt
Secretary of the Interior: bgwah
Secretary of Agriculture: Snowguy
Secretary of Commerce: Antonio V
Secretary of Labor: intermoderate
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Marokai Blue
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Fritz
Secretary of Transportation: BRTD
Secretary of Environment: Mechaman
Secretary of Education: Opebo
Chief of Staff: Sewer Socialist
Ambassador to the UN: Tender Benson

Oh, thanks !
I'm really "l'homme de l'ouverture" in here !

[big bad fab]

VP: Hashemite
Secretary of State: Gustaf
Secretary of Defense: Smid
Secretary of Treasury: Bono
Secretary of Homeland Security: MasterJedi
Attorney General: Torie
Chief of Staff: Inks.LWC
Secretary of the Interior: Mr Moderate
Secretary of Education: Hamilton ag
Secretary of HHS: NC Yankee
Secretary of Labor: PiT
Secretary of Agriculture: Mr Morden
secretary of Commerce: Giovanni
Secretary of Transportation: Tmthforu94
Secretary of HUD: officepark
Secretary of Energy: AHDuke
Secretary of Veteran Affairs: Winfield BrandonH
EPA: Vepres Sweedish Cheese
OMB: Franzl
Trade representative: Tender Branson
Ambassador to the UN: ag Antonio V
National Security Advisor: Hans-im-Glück
Director of National Intelligence: Kalwejt
Chief of Economic Advisers Board: SPC Hamilton
Fed Chairman: SamSpade NiK

[Psychic Octopus]

President: NiK
Vice President: Giovanni
Secretary of External Affairs: Benconstine
Secretary of Treasury: Torie
Attorney General: Bullmoose
Secretary of the Interior: Swedish Cheese
Secretary of Agriculture: PBrunsel
Secretary of Commerce: Officepark
Secretary of Labor: Marokai Blue
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Tmthforu94
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Supersoulty
Secretary of Transportation: Lief
Secretary of Energy: ahduke99
Secretary of Education: MaxQue
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs: Rob
Secretary of Homeland Security: Antonio V
Chief of Staff: Alexander Hamilton
Press Secretary: Einzige
Ambassador to the UN: King of the Bench Press

Additional:

Governor of California: PiT
Governor of Oklahoma: Mechaman
Ambassador to Britain: Obamaisdabest
Ambassador to France: Hashemite
Ambassador to China: Winston Disareli
Ambassador to Poland: Kalwejt
Senate Majority Leader: Big Bad Fab
Also, later Kalwejt has to become Saakashvili's aide for a while, hilarity ensues.