Birthers have found Obama's "Kenyan" Birth Certificate

[Smash255]

This is mind numbing stupidity.   The birthers 'found' Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, and made up pile of crap was presented in court.  Someone should have told these morons that Kenya uses the Metric system.  No joke the birth certificate presented in court from 'Kenya' is not only in English but also uses the American system of measurement (inches, pounds).  Holy crap these people are dumb.



http://americangrandjury.org/lucas-smith-affidavit-now-filed-with-the-us-district-court-obama-kenyan-bc/comment-page-6#comment-3088

[cannonia]

He was born in Kenya and Hawaii at the same time?  He must be the Messiah!

[Fmr. Emperor PiT]

     While obviously fake, it should be noted that English is an official language of Kenya, & if I am reading this page right, Kenya did not go on the metric system until 1971.

[cannonia]

     While obviously fake, it should be noted that English is an official language of Kenya, & if I am reading this page right, Kenya did not go on the metric system until 1971.

That's right, the Kenyans were red-blooded Americans back then, until they went metric.

[London Man]

     While obviously fake, it should be noted that English is an official language of Kenya, & if I am reading this page right, Kenya did not go on the metric system until 1971.

That's right, the Kenyans were red-blooded Americans back then, until they went metric.

Britain used to use the imperial system. In many respects, particularly road signs, it still does.

[cannonia]

     While obviously fake, it should be noted that English is an official language of Kenya, & if I am reading this page right, Kenya did not go on the metric system until 1971.

That's right, the Kenyans were red-blooded Americans back then, until they went metric.

Britain used to use the imperial system. In many respects, particularly road signs, it still does.

Obviously that's why we still love you guys.

[Sibboleth]

Mombassa. Hmm. That's interesting, because Obama's father was a Luo.



So why would he and his American wife be in Mombassa, of all places? It wasn't even part of the same country (colony, whatever), back then. So, yeah, fail. If I was going to try my hand at this sort of fraud, I'd have gone for Nairobi or the village Obama sr. was from. Not Mombassa.

But I suppose All Of Africa Is The Same and "Mombassa" does sound so stereotypically-orientalist-african!!!!!!1111

[So the Heroes Fall]

Ah, note the dates are in the Month/Day/Year format. The format used in Europe and Kenya would be Day/Month/Year. Also in 1961 it wasn't the "British Protectorate of Kenya", ever since 1920 it had been officially known as "British East Africa, Colony of Kenya".

So the idiot bringing this up submitted it to court under penalty of perjury? I'm going to enjoy seeing his worthless ass locked up. Nice try though Birthers! At least you researched this fraud a bit more than the last one citing the then-nonexistant "Republic of Kenya".

[Meeker]

This is also something that's popped up: http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/14583

Essentially they claim to have found two sets of the nomination papers the DNC sends to state election offices. They're identical except for the fact that one includes the phrase "and that the following candidates for President and Vice President of the United States are legally qualified to serve under the provisions of the United States Constitution" while the other doesn't.

[Verily]

As Al has pointed out, Mombasa was not in Kenya in 1961 (but rather in Zanzibar), making this particularly ludicrous. Wrong country, guys.

Also, the odds of an attending doctor at the birth of white woman's child being African is essentially nil during the colonial period.

[N.i.K.]

You'd think the Birthers would work harder in their research. That document is an
EPIC FAIL.

[12th Doctor]

Mombassa. Hmm. That's interesting, because Obama's father was a Luo.

Sure... that's what they want you to think.

[Judäischen Volksfront]

But I suppose All Of Africa Is The Same and "Mombassa" does sound so stereotypically-orientalist-african!!!!!!1111

Could it because Mombasa is predominately Swahili-speaking and had more Muslim influnce, thus fitting into their Obama-is-an-al-Qaida-operative meme?

[Benwah [why on Earth do I post something] Courseyay]

I'm always amazed that this birth certificate controversial can last so long...

And with several attempts, haha, maybe after ten ones they would come with:

- Look! look! everything is good this time!!
- Oh that's right that's a really good document, everything is very well mentioned
- Yeah, you know it has been an hard work for us to make up this document...

As far as I can remember they did 1 or 2 mins of small report about that in France in different TV news, period. And, of course, with a kind of "what the hell these Americans have found again to excite them..." tone.

[Luis Gonzalez]

This is mind numbing stupidity.   The birthers 'found' Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, and made up pile of crap was presented in court.  Someone should have told these morons that Kenya uses the Metric system.  No joke the birth certificate presented in court from 'Kenya' is not only in English but also uses the American system of measurement (inches, pounds).  Holy crap these people are dumb.



http://americangrandjury.org/lucas-smith-affidavit-now-filed-with-the-us-district-court-obama-kenyan-bc/comment-page-6#comment-3088

Kenya adopted the metric system in 1971, the official language is English, and the system of measurement used in America is generally called the Imperial System, as defined by the British Weights and Measures Act of 1824.

You are correct in one thing however...there are some truly stupid people in this world.

[Meeker]

This is mind numbing stupidity.   The birthers 'found' Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, and made up pile of crap was presented in court.  Someone should have told these morons that Kenya uses the Metric system.  No joke the birth certificate presented in court from 'Kenya' is not only in English but also uses the American system of measurement (inches, pounds).  Holy crap these people are dumb.



http://americangrandjury.org/lucas-smith-affidavit-now-filed-with-the-us-district-court-obama-kenyan-bc/comment-page-6#comment-3088

Kenya adopted the metric system in 1971, the official language is English, and the system of measurement used in America is generally called the Imperial System, as defined by the British Weights and Measures Act of 1824.

You are correct in one thing however...there are some truly stupid people in this world.

lol birther

[Sibboleth]

That's nice. Now defend the other "problems" with the document.

(and there are some that we've not even bothered to mention in this thread yet, btw).

[Vasall des Midas]

At least the hospital actually existed at the time. Though no baby of that name was born there on that date.

[Grumps]

Obama was "born"?  OMGZ

[Vasall des Midas]

Yeah, I thought creatures like that are spawned, too.

[Luis Gonzalez]

The birth certificate is irrelevant.

[Meeker]

The birth certificate is irrelevant.

Yes, just like facts.

[Luis Gonzalez]

The birth certificate is irrelevant.

Yes, just like facts.

Birth of a Notion - Barack Obama and The XIV Amendment

That's what's relevant.

[Lunar]

that footprint looks super sketch too