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« on: October 09, 2009, 04:13:35 am »
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President Strauss-Kahn decided in late 2006 not to be candidate again, having suffered 3 heart attacks, due to his bad eating and drinking habits.

Some pundits even think that revelations on his sexual life were, for once in France, bad for his image and political future. Not the wild sexual life in itself, but the fact that the latest woman in the game is no other than Ségolène Royal, now retired from politics and CEO of a society specialized in relaxing and fitness, viewed by some as a sect.

President Strauss-Kahn has been reported as saying privately that he was forced to perform this "conquest" because of an old bid with former President Jean-Louis Borloo and former Minister André Santini about former Regional Counsellor Royal.

*Ahem*

So, comes the presidential election of 2007.
Of course, it has to be transposed to the future, as 2007 is almost the present...
And, in the future, I do what I want ! Wink
So I've picked "young" leaders... but not the ones with the brightest future. Just the youngest in small parties and the ones I want to see here in the bigger parties.
So, no personal matching here, no identical political positionings.
Just a young pack, for fun.

Here are the 12 candidates:

Valérie Pécresse (<-> Nicolas Sarkozy; I had to include her, you know...)

Manuel Valls (<-> Ségolène Royal; messy young leader...)

Eric Azière (<-> François Bayrou; loyal young apparatchik, who sticks to Dear Leader's strategy and tactics)

Steeve Briois (<-> Jean-Marie Le Pen; as a loyal follower of Panzergirl, he has a good future in the party)

Bruno Retailleau (<-> Philippe de Villiers; a young and more moderate Villiers)

Yannick Jadot (<-> Dominique Voynet; formerly in Greenpeace, I'm not sure he will succeed inside the party...)

Omar Slaouti (<-> Olivier Besancenot; well, hard to pick a realy young leader in the NPA who isn't in the Secret Politburo...)

Olivier Dartigolles (<-> Marie-George Buffet; one of the three stupid youngs behind Buffet; PCF, où es-tu?)

Nathalie Arthaud (<-> Arlette Laguiller; bis repetita)

Eddie Puyjalon (<-> Frédéric Nihous; Nihous seems to be Einstein when compared to Puyjalon...)

Patrick Braouezec (<-> José Bové; interesting figure from this far-left margin, between old communism, "gauchisme", red greenness and associative world)

Elie Domota (<-> Gérard Schivardi; well, not exactly a match... I just wanted to have fun with an independentist candidate to the Presidency... Domota would fit better to the Bové positioning in fact)

12 candidates, so 12 votes that you must cast 7 - 3 - 1 - 1.
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« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2009, 04:14:24 am »
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7 for Valérie Pécresse
3 for Retailleau
1 for Valls
1 for Jadot
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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2009, 06:52:42 am »
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7 for Jadot
3 for Pécresse
1 for Puyjalon
1 for Braouezec

btw, fab, if we're thinking of the same Jadot who's MEP, his name is Yannick Jadot.
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« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2009, 09:34:23 am »
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Oups...
Of course, it's Yannick... Sorry, when typing this, I was thinking "business" and mixed some names...
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« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2009, 10:51:31 am »
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Héhé, you kept your best for the end...Pécresse!! (she doomed your mind...)

Hmm...

Jadot 7
Braouezec 3
Pécresse 1
Valls 1
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14/01/2011: Tunisia!!
11/02/2011: Egypt!
20/10/2011: Libya
02/09/2013: Abandon of Syria...
...and of, well, 'all of that'...

Money became totally unfair.
Money became totally senseless.
Let's make Money totally useless...

??/??/20??: EU UU!!

Maybe a little update:

Religion Tradition is people's opium...
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« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2009, 11:03:07 am »
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Congratulations : this is probably the most awful list you ever made. Et pouquoi pas Besson tant qu'on y est ? Angry
Hackish vote as punition.

7 to Braouezec
3 to Slaouti
1 to Arthaud
1 to Domota
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"A reformist is someone who realizes that, when you bang your head on a wall, it's the head that breaks rather than the wall."

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« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2009, 11:08:33 am »
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Congratulations : this is probably the most awful list you ever made. Et pouquoi pas Besson tant qu'on y est ? Angry
Hackish vote as punition.

7 to Braouezec
3 to Slaouti
1 to Arthaud
1 to Domota

Haha, I liked this list...
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14/01/2011: Tunisia!!
11/02/2011: Egypt!
20/10/2011: Libya
02/09/2013: Abandon of Syria...
...and of, well, 'all of that'...

Money became totally unfair.
Money became totally senseless.
Let's make Money totally useless...

??/??/20??: EU UU!!

Maybe a little update:

Religion Tradition is people's opium...
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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2009, 01:52:16 pm »
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Et pouquoi pas Besson tant qu'on y est ? Angry

Because the Vichyist Collabo Party didn't run a candidate.
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2009, 02:34:07 am »
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FRENCH PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: "à la 2007"
Official results of the first round


60 votes
Yannick Jadot 22 votes (36.7%)
Patrick Braouezec 14 votes (23.3%)

Valérie Pécresse 11 votes (18.3%)
Manuel Valls 3 votes (5.0%)
Bruno Retailleau 3 votes (5.0%)
Omar Slaouti 3 votes (5.0%)
Eric Azière 1 vote (1.7%)
Nathalie Arthaud 1 vote (1.7%)
Elie Domota 1 vote (1.7%)
Eddie Puyjalon 1 vote (1.7%)
Olivier Dartigolles 0 vote (0.0%)
Steeve Briois 0 vote (0.0%)

In an ever more left-biased election, the second round will gather the Green candidate and a communist (more or less) dissident, for the first tilme in this Republic.

Second round:

2 candidates:

Valérie Pécresse (<-> Nicolas Sarkozy; I had to include her, you know...)

Manuel Valls (<-> Ségolène Royal; messy young leader...)

Eric Azière (<-> François Bayrou; loyal young apparatchik, who sticks to Dear Leader's strategy and tactics)

Steeve Briois (<-> Jean-Marie Le Pen; as a loyal follower of Panzergirl, he has a good future in the party)

Bruno Retailleau (<-> Philippe de Villiers; a young and more moderate Villiers)


Yannick Jadot (<-> Dominique Voynet; formerly in Greenpeace, I'm not sure he will succeed inside the party...)

Omar Slaouti (<-> Olivier Besancenot; well, hard to pick a realy young leader in the NPA who isn't in the Secret Politburo...)

Olivier Dartigolles (<-> Marie-George Buffet; one of the three stupid youngs behind Buffet; PCF, où es-tu?)

Nathalie Arthaud (<-> Arlette Laguiller; bis repetita)

Eddie Puyjalon (<-> Frédéric Nihous; Nihous seems to be Einstein when compared to Puyjalon...)


Patrick Braouezec (<-> José Bové; interesting figure from this far-left margin, between old communism, "gauchisme", red greenness and associative world)

Elie Domota (<-> Gérard Schivardi; well, not exactly a match... I just wanted to have fun with an independentist candidate to the Presidency... Domota would fit better to the Bové positioning in fact)

You have 2 votes, that you can cast 2 - 0 or 1 - 1.
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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2009, 06:12:09 am »
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2 for Braouezec

C'est la lutte finale ! Groupons-nous et demain...
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HashCAN     americans saw the EP elections and people cringing at Europeans being morons and electing Nazis; so they massively said "NO" and decided to prove that they're still bigger morons



"A reformist is someone who realizes that, when you bang your head on a wall, it's the head that breaks rather than the wall."

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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2009, 03:05:17 pm »
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Jadot, and 2 more of that.
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14/01/2011: Tunisia!!
11/02/2011: Egypt!
20/10/2011: Libya
02/09/2013: Abandon of Syria...
...and of, well, 'all of that'...

Money became totally unfair.
Money became totally senseless.
Let's make Money totally useless...

??/??/20??: EU UU!!

Maybe a little update:

Religion Tradition is people's opium...
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« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2009, 03:32:27 pm »
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2 Jadot
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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2009, 01:22:24 am »
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I'm beginning to really hate the greens...
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"A reformist is someone who realizes that, when you bang your head on a wall, it's the head that breaks rather than the wall."

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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2009, 02:36:33 am »
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1 for Braouezec
1 for Jadot
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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2009, 02:40:25 am »
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FRENCH PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: "à la 2007"
Official results of the first round


5 voters
Yannick Jadot 22 votes (36.7%)
Patrick Braouezec 14 votes (23.3%)

Valérie Pécresse 11 votes (18.3%)
Manuel Valls 3 votes (5.0%)
Bruno Retailleau 3 votes (5.0%)
Omar Slaouti 3 votes (5.0%)
Eric Azière 1 vote (1.7%)
Nathalie Arthaud 1 vote (1.7%)
Elie Domota 1 vote (1.7%)
Eddie Puyjalon 1 vote (1.7%)
Olivier Dartigolles 0 vote (0.0%)
Steeve Briois 0 vote (0.0%)

Official results of the second round:

5 voters
Yannick Jadot 7 votes (70.0%)
Patrick Braouezec 3 votes (30.0%)

With an outstanding majority, Yannick Jadot surprisingly becomes a new Green president for the French Republic !



Vive la République ! Vive la France !
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« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2009, 02:41:27 am »
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I'm beginning to really hate the greens...

You aren't the only one... Hence my splitted vote.
But just wait for some time...
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