BREAKING NEWS: US tries to invade Poland, country strikes back hard

[Tender Branson]

Navy ship accidentally fires on Polish port

Washington (CNN) -- A crew member aboard a U.S. Navy ship accidentally fired a machine gun into the Polish port city of Gdynia on Wednesday while cleaning the weapon, Navy officials said Friday.

Three rounds were fired from an M240 machine gun into the town but no injuries or damage were reported, officials said.

The gun, aboard the USS Ramage, a Navy destroyer, is used to defend the ship in close combat.

Navy officials said a crew member was cleaning the weapon when it accidentally discharged.

The incident happened as the ship was in port after retuning from an international exercise in the Baltic Sea. It was preparing to leave later that day, the Navy said.

Polish military police boarded the ship to investigate and Navy officials said the crew of the Ramage fully cooperated. No U.S. sailors were taken into custody by Polish authorities, Navy officials said.

There was no immediate word of a U.S. Navy investigation into the incident.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/10/30/poland.us.navy.shoot/

[Coburn In 2012]

If it had been France, the would have surrendered on the spot.

[k-onmmunist]

If it had been France, the would have surrendered on the spot.

2003 called; They want you back.

[Sensei]

THAT'S WHAT THEY GET FOR HAVING THAT LANGUAGE WHERE EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE AN EYE CHART

[ChrisJG777]

If it had been France, the would have surrendered on the spot.

2003 called; They want you back.

2003 B.C, that is. 

[Psychic Octopus]

Oh my God... Sorry Kalwejt!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Enemy on my soil? Again!

You shall not pass!

[k-onmmunist]

You have awoken a sleeping giant, and filled them with a terrible resolve, America.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

You have awoken a sleeping giant, and filled them with a terrible resolve, America.

See! Now I'm sorry, NiK. We'll soon be in California

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

You have awoken a sleeping giant, and filled them with a terrible resolve, America.

See! Now I'm sorry, NiK. We'll soon be in California

You can have it!

[The Ex-Factor]

Why the hell would Poland circumnavigate all the way around America (or I suppose Asia) to get to California? Methinks they've got no idea how to fight an offensive war.

[Associate Justice PiT]

You have awoken a sleeping giant, and filled them with a terrible resolve, America.

See! Now I'm sorry, NiK. We'll soon be in California

You can have it!

     Guess I'll be brushing up on my Polish in that case.

[President Mitt]

If it had been France, the would have surrendered on the spot.

2003 called; They want you back.

Now that was a good one.

[2952-0-0]

Jak wielu Amerykanów, trwa do czyszczenia karabinu maszynowego? Dziesięć: jedna jego czyszczenie i dziewięć spadać.

[John Dibble]

Enemy on my soil? Again!

You shall not pass!

Hmmm, are those three enough to change a lightbulb?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

As if it were as in good old days...

Polish pazer unit shorthy before reaching Washington



Polish infantry fighting somewhere in Appalachia



Polish general staff thinking about plan to capture Boston



Our Blackwaters, Tatars, searching for the enemy in Alabama wilderness



It's California! Sweet! Now we only need to find this whole NiK and then we will start to pillage!



Polish commander-in-chief receiving a victory parada in San Francisco




Well, in other words

YOU ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!

[12th Doctor]

Enemy on my soil? Again!

You shall not pass!

If you guys are running the same kinda operation you were when that poster was made, then I know I'm terrified.

[Lunar]

I just want Danzig

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I just want Danzig

That's what Hitler said