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[The Mikado]

Post entertaining results here:

Some to get started.  Recommendations for "Obama is:"  (None omitted, "winner" bolded)

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McCain is:

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America is:

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[tmthforu94]

[Хahar 🤔]

"adam lambert israel" is my favorite.

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[The Mikado]

"adam lambert israel" is my favorite.

No comment about "America is about speed, hot nasty badass speed?"  The sheer...Dada of it speaks to me.

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[Хahar 🤔]

"adam lambert israel" is my favorite.

No comment about "America is about speed, hot nasty badass speed?"  The sheer...Dada of it speaks to me.

Oh, I missed that somehow (especially odd since it's in the first post).

[Bacon King]

type in "why"

why is my poop green
why did I get married
why is there a dead pakistani on my couch
why did michael jackson turn white

[The Mikado]

The difference between the genders:

Men Like:

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Hmm...What about the ladies?

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That last one sure stands out.

[Lunar]

What should I do if im bored
What should I do if i win the lottery
what should I do if im bored
what should I do if my dog eats chocolate
what should I do if i think i have swine flue
what should I do if my phone gets wet
what should I do if my ipod freezes

I feel like I'm channeling BushOK here

[Lunar]

why aren't there more games for mac
why aren't there more black quarterbacks
why aren't there more black superheroes
why aren't there more medical schools

[Meeker]

who is my congressman
who is big papa on real housewives of atlanta
who is john galt
who is ip
who is my senator
who is lady gaga
who is it lyrics
who is the stig
who is the half blood prince
who is miley cyrus dating

I personally find #2 to be the most hilarious, but I doubt many people will get the reference.

[Psychic Octopus]

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[Lunar]

why are yawns contagious
why are all the black kids sitting together in the cafeteria
why are michael jackson's kids white
why are flamingos pink
why are barns red
why are black people so loud
why are we here
why are we in afghanistan
why are there school
why are my nipples sore




Many classics.  People seem to look at colors and ask themselves "Why?"

[Lunar]

"Why is my" yields three questions about green poop while "Why is my poop" yields an entire rainbow of colors

[The Mikado]

This set of questions have to do about questions about the other gender (winner bolded as always):

First: Do Boys...

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Next, Do Girls...

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There you have it: boy periods and muscleless girls, two horrifying thoughts.

[Хahar 🤔]

do girls poop/fart/have adam's apples

[Lunar]

some of the greatness of these results are that these are real people googling answers


I wonder how many people asking the adam's apple question did so the morning after

[Lunar]

do prostitutes kiss
do prostitutes get wet
do prostitutes enjoy their job
do prostitutes have to pay taxes
do prostitutes get pregnant
do prostitutes have stds
do prostitutes get married
do prostitutes use condoms

why do prostitutes need pimps
why do prostitutes have pimps
why do prostitutes do what they do
why do prostitutes not kiss

should I beat my dog
should I beat my kid
should I beat my wife
should I beat my girlfriend

Do rappers write their own lyrics
Do rappers sell their souls
Do rappers smoke weed
Do rappers sell drugs
Do rappers make money

Why does asparagus make urine smell
Why does my eye twitch
Why does love always feel like a battlefield
Why does my vag smell
Why does my dog eat poop
Why does poop float
Why does hair turn grey
Why does the zebra have vertical stripes over a large area of its body
Why does ice float
Why does Snape kill Dumbledore

[Хahar 🤔]

when will i die
when will the world end
when will windows 7 be released
when will i die quiz
when will i get married
when will verizon get iphone
when will mms come to iphone
when will the recession end
when will i feel my baby move
when will i see you again lyrics

is it true that the world is going to end in 2012
is it true that the world will end in 2012
is it true that your heart stops when you sneeze
is it true that rihanna gave chris brown herpes
is it true that miley cyrus is pregnant
is it true that robert pattinson proposed to kristen stewart
is it true that lady gaga is a man
is it true that if you don't use it you lose it
is it true that obama will not salute the flag
is it true that if you die in your dreams you die in real life

why does obama have czars
why does obama have purple lips
why does obama not salute the flag
why does obama want to close guantanamo bay
why does obama lie
why does obama have so many czars
why does obama support zelaya
why does obama call himself black
why does obama want to destroy america
why does obama use so many pens