Atlasian presidential administrations (AKA Retardfest 2009)

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For pure fun.

In 2012 JSojourner primaried Barack Obama and, with Fritz as his running-mate, defeated Republican ticket of Mike Naso and Keystone Phil. Naso sank in the polls after he relased infamous as "do I look presidential?", and then complained "Nicholas Sarkozy is ignoring me!".

JSojourner became the first President to use an obscure forum nickname as official.

Up to next poster.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Unfortunately, a little unknown ultralibertarian sect assassinated President Sojourner, which led Fritz to the Presidency. Easily re-elected in 2016, he managed to pass a health care bill.

[k-onmmunist]

Unfortunately, a little unknown ultralibertarian sect assassinated President Sojourner, which led Fritz to the Presidency. Easily re-elected in 2016, he managed to pass a health care bill.

Libertarians are non-violent, fool.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Unfortunately, a little unknown ultralibertarian sect assassinated President Sojourner, which led Fritz to the Presidency. Easily re-elected in 2016, he managed to pass a health care bill.

Libertarians are non-violent, fool.

1. This is a joke.
2. I don't think you have any mean to prove that all the libertarians are non-violent.

[k-onmmunist]

Unfortunately, a little unknown ultralibertarian sect assassinated President Sojourner, which led Fritz to the Presidency. Easily re-elected in 2016, he managed to pass a health care bill.

Libertarians are non-violent, fool.

1. This is a joke.
2. I don't think you have any mean to prove that all the libertarians are non-violent.

And you don't have the means to prove all social democrats are non-violent. It's complete guesswork.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Unfortunately, a little unknown ultralibertarian sect assassinated President Sojourner, which led Fritz to the Presidency. Easily re-elected in 2016, he managed to pass a health care bill.

Libertarians are non-violent, fool.

1. This is a joke.
2. I don't think you have any mean to prove that all the libertarians are non-violent.

And you don't have the means to prove all social democrats are non-violent. It's complete guesswork.

So why don't you just shut up ?

[k-onmmunist]

Unfortunately, a little unknown ultralibertarian sect assassinated President Sojourner, which led Fritz to the Presidency. Easily re-elected in 2016, he managed to pass a health care bill.

Libertarians are non-violent, fool.

1. This is a joke.
2. I don't think you have any mean to prove that all the libertarians are non-violent.

And you don't have the means to prove all social democrats are non-violent. It's complete guesswork.

So why don't you just shut up ?

Because you seem to have an obsession with libertarianism being a dangerous 'propaganda of the deed'esque bomb throwing nutter ideology.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Unfortunately, a little unknown ultralibertarian sect assassinated President Sojourner, which led Fritz to the Presidency. Easily re-elected in 2016, he managed to pass a health care bill.

Libertarians are non-violent, fool.

1. This is a joke.
2. I don't think you have any mean to prove that all the libertarians are non-violent.

And you don't have the means to prove all social democrats are non-violent. It's complete guesswork.

So why don't you just shut up ?

Because you seem to have an obsession with libertarianism being a dangerous 'propaganda of the deed'esque bomb throwing nutter ideology.

This leads to my #1 argument, if you noticed it.

[k-onmmunist]

But unfortunately, the new healthcare system ran very poorly and as a result, Fritz lost the election in 2020 to johnnyboy, cause people were tired of librulz!

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As President-elect JohnnyBoy, due to being a fake account, never showed up for inauguration, his veep Keystone Phil takes a power.

In February 2021 Keystone resiged to take another vacation in Italy, thus elevating his veep, RowanBrandon, to the Presidency.

Rowan was defeated by a Democrat Antonio V in 2016. New progressive administration was short-lived, after Senator Hamilton proved that Antonio faked his VT birth certificate. Chief Justice East Coast Republican, in a famous "United States v. Frenchie" case, sentenced President, who was already impeached, to lifetime ban.

Anyway, Vice President Barnes is now da boss.  His first nomination of Alcon for veep, was unsuccessfull, after media revealed that he's serial and merciless thread killer.

[Antonio the Sixth]

2021 : librulz r put in jail bekuz dey r unamurican soshulistz
2022 : liburtarianz r put in jail bekuz dey are immural

But Johnnyboy was overthrown in 2023 by a marxist proletarian revolution, and Ralph Nader, who was still alive, became Supreme Leader.

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Sorry Antonio, Barnes is President now

Anyway:

45th: JSojourner (D-IN), 2013-2015)
46th: Fritz (D-MN), 2015-2021
JohnnyBoy - President-elect, never inaugurated
47th: Keystone Phil (R-PA), 2021
48th: Rowan Brandon (R-NJ), 2021-2025
49th: Antonio V (D-VT), 2025
50th: Barnes (D-GA), 2025-

45th: Assassinated
46th: Succeeded presidency, defeated for second full term (Winston forget about term limit)
47th: Resigned in second month to take vacation in Italy
48th: Defeated
49th: Impeached and banned

[k-onmmunist]

Then, radical Greens took hold of the House of Representatives and presidency, and began passing legislation. They were led by a shadowy figure known as the 'Imperator' who served one term before the GOP took the Oval Office back.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Oh, sorry, didn't see it.

New progressive administration was short-lived, after Senator Hamilton proved that Antonio faked his VT birth certificate. Chief Justice East Coast Republican, in a famous "United States v. Frenchie" case, sentenced President, who was already impeached, to lifetime ban.

Great !

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Elected as a Republican then, BushOklahoma was president for a very short time. After, three months following his victory, he became sure he's dying from a swine flu and resigned to not let government affected by his ilness, his veep DWTL took power.

After BushOk checked on forum replies to his "I have swine flu and I'm resigning" post on off-topic board, where fellow forumers proved him that was not true, he attempted to regain the power, saying: "I was wrong, so I wanna my office back" by a military force, but was defeated, arrested, tried and exiled to Montana.

DWTL rule of terron begin...

[Antonio the Sixth]

DWTL's presidency saw an impressive number of political arrestations, including all the previous presidents who weren't dead. Of course, this number wasn't as big as the number of schools, streets and statues in his glory. The consitution was modified in order to allow the President to run for 20 consecutive times. Indeed, he was re-elected in 2032 and 2036.
Strangely, DWTL's platform was very far from being States Rights-Friendly, since he used the US Army to overthrow Vermont Governor Antonio V after he tried to pass some "communist laws".
A guerilla movement started in 2037, led by Hamilton...

[k-onmmunist]

which inevitably overthrew him in 2038. The 'Liberty' Revolution from 2038-2046 with Hamilton as Presient and Disraeli as Vice President helped end many of the injustices the DWTL administration put in place. Also, moar regionalism lol!

Then...

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Hamilton and D'Israeli, who championed end of state reglation on slavery ownership rights, soon turned out to be the same bastards and were toppled by a pair of the great guerillas, Mechaman and Kalwejt, who begun to restore justice and freedom as Co-Presidents.

[k-onmmunist]

But were beaten by officepark in an untimely election in 2050.

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Then Ththforu declared independent candidacy and allow me to win again.

As President, I legalized marijuana and other cool stuff.

But great era was cut off short, when I died in office, after too much vodka and tobacco at once, and due to lack of veep (who the fuk needs veep?) I was succeeded by Speaker of the House JewishCon

[Antonio the Sixth]

And so started the new three-party-system : Radical (left-wing), Liberty (libertarian) and Independent Conservative (anti-DWTL right). The GOP now is a bunch of nostalgics of DWTL's dictatorship.

45th: JSojourner (D-IN), 2013-2015)
46th: Fritz (D-MN), 2015-2021
JohnnyBoy - President-elect, never inaugurated
47th: Keystone Phil (R-PA), 2021
48th: Rowan Brandon (R-NJ), 2021-2025
49th: Antonio V (D-VT), 2025
50th: Barnes (D-GA), 2025-2029
51th: BushOklahoma (R-OK), 2029
52th: DWTL (R-NJ), 2029-2038
53th : Hamilton (Liberty-CA), 2038-2046
2046-2050 : Office abolished, replaced by a Revolutionary comitee led by Mechman (New Liberty-OK) and Kalwejt (Radical-RI).
54th: Officepark (Independent Conservative-VA), 2050-2054
55th: Kalwejt (Rad-RI), 2054-2057
56th: JewishConservative (IC-AK), 2057-2058

45th: Assassinated
46th: Succeeded presidency, defeated for second full term (Winston forget about term limit)
47th: Resigned in second month to take vacation in Italy
48th: Defeated
49th: Impeached and banned
51th: Resigned
52th: Overthrown
53th: Overthrown
55th: Died in office

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General Getulio Vargas L'Hermine, colloquially known as "Hashemite" overthrew his rival, JewishConservative, in a bloodless coup in 2058. The coup was supported by the Radical Party, part of the Republican Party and some members of the New Liberty Party; mostly united due to JewCon's blatant stupidity and incompetency.

He established the Estado Novo.

[Antonio the Sixth]

He established the Estado Novo.

Which type of regime ?
Will we have a parliamentary system ?

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Generalissomo L'Hermine, after half of a year in office, get depressed and shot himself to death. His low-key, very nice veep, Benconstine , took a power.

Two months later Field Marshal Arturo Xahar e Silva who lost his patience overthrew President Benconstine in a blodless coup end exiled him to the Islamic Republic of Iran.

And after three years of ambitious reforms, Colonel Daniel Adams, a leader of far-right wing military group, ambushed presidential convoy, took Field Marshal as a prisoner, establishing himself as the next President under "moral values or you die" banner.


Um, so we have following rulers:

JSojourner
Fritz
Keystone Phil
RowanBrandon
Antonio V
Barnes
(One Green Guy as Emperor)
BushOklahoma
DWTL
Hamilton
Mechaman & Kalwejt joint rule
Officepark
Kalwejt
JewishConservative
Hashemite
Benconstine
Xahar
Daniel Adams

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45th: JSojourner (D-IN), 2013-2015)
46th: Fritz (D-MN), 2015-2021
JohnnyBoy - President-elect, never inaugurated
47th: Keystone Phil (R-PA), 2021
48th: Rowan Brandon (R-NJ), 2021-2025
49th: Antonio V (D-VT), 2025
50th: Barnes (D-GA), 2025-2029
51th: BushOklahoma (R-OK), 2029
52th: DWTL (R-NJ), 2029-2038
53th : Hamilton (Liberty-CA), 2038-2046
2046-2050 : Office abolished, replaced by a Revolutionary comitee led by Mechman (New Liberty-OK) and Kalwejt (Radical-RI).
54th: Officepark (Independent Conservative-VA), 2050-2054
55th: Kalwejt (Rad-RI), 2054-2057
56th: JewishConservative (IC-AK), 2057-2058
57th: Hashemite (Rad-ME), 2058
58th: Benconstine (Rad-VA), 2058
59th: Xahar (Rad-CA), 2058
60th Daniel Adams (R-FL), since 2058

45th: Assassinated
46th: Succeeded presidency, defeated for second full term (Winston forget about term limit)
47th: Resigned in second month to take vacation in Italy
48th: Defeated
49th: Impeached and banned
51th: Resigned
52th: Overthrown
53th: Overthrown
55th: Died in office
56th: Overthrown
57th: Committed suicide
58th: Overtrown and exiled to Iran
59th: Overtrown and taken prisoner
60th: Current boss, babe