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« Reply #50 on: December 13, 2009, 04:44:31 PM »
Historical ranking of Presidents:

JSojourner: Great FF, mathyr for Democracy

Frist: Great FF

Keystone Phil: Are you kidding me? This fellow prefered to take a trip to Italy instead of ruling!

Rowan: Ughhhh

Antonio V: Great FF, he was beyond his times

Barnes: So he was

BushOK: He read to much about dieases

DWTL: Lulz!

Hamilton: Lulz 2

Mech and Kalwejt: Great FFs

Officepark: FF

Kalwejt: A great visioner, reformer, champion for liberties, mathyr

JewCon: Hahahahahahahahaha

Hashemite: Great FF with poor suicidal skills

Benconstine: Shh, he's in Iran now!

Xahar: Bloddy dictator!

Daniel Adams: Uk

Mechman: Had he only succeeded... ah

Daniel Adams: Ukkkkk

ECR: Lol, lol, lol

Antonio V: A true statesman

NiK: Great statesman, master manipulator, kindness killed him finally

Bgwah: He cared too much about food, to little about people

HappyWarrior: Massive Statesman

Coburn in 2012: WFT?

Disraeli: He's in heaven now

Stark: OMG!
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« Reply #51 on: December 13, 2009, 04:57:52 PM »
Quote from: Max Otto von Stirlitz on December 13, 2009, 04:44:31 PM
Historical ranking of Presidents:
Barnes: So he was

Huh
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« Reply #52 on: December 13, 2009, 05:15:24 PM »

Like Antonio, he was great!
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« Reply #53 on: December 13, 2009, 05:24:28 PM »
Mechaman: The only Atlasian to abolish the post of president twice.
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« Reply #54 on: December 13, 2009, 05:28:10 PM »
The Hashemite National Centrist Liberation Front of Acre declares the independence of Acre.
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« Reply #55 on: December 13, 2009, 05:28:42 PM »
Quote from: Gahner Ree Haus on December 13, 2009, 05:24:28 PM
Mechaman: The only Atlasian to abolish the post of president twice.

Mechaman: Only leader who received an injection for grevious crimes against moral order and state security (but only once!)

Hash: you can't be leader again Tongue
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« Reply #56 on: December 13, 2009, 05:38:19 PM »
« Edited: December 13, 2009, 05:39:55 PM by Gahner Ree Haus »
Hashemite declares himself above the law and takes over Acre. The result is a bloody Civil War between the forces of Hasehmite and Stark that lasts for OVER 9000 YEARS!

In the year 11491 the war finally ends, with hundreds of billions of dead smurfs in it's wake.
A powerful righteous just man by the name of prophetman reigns over the reunited empire.
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« Reply #57 on: December 13, 2009, 05:40:02 PM »
I demand an in detail post-modernist essay on my presidency.
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« Reply #58 on: December 13, 2009, 05:42:46 PM »
Quote from: Social Individualist on December 13, 2009, 05:40:02 PM
I demand an in detail post-modernist essay on my presidency.

Okay here we go:

The Presidency of Winston Disraeli of Atlasia from a Post Modernist perspective:

go eat shit fuckers
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« Reply #59 on: December 13, 2009, 05:44:22 PM »
Quote from: Gahner Ree Haus on December 13, 2009, 05:42:46 PM
Quote from: Social Individualist on December 13, 2009, 05:40:02 PM
I demand an in detail post-modernist essay on my presidency.

Okay here we go:

The Presidency of Winston Disraeli of Atlasia from a Post Modernist perspective:

go eat shit fuckers

THIS IS THE GREATEST AND BEST ANALISE OF D'ISRAELI PRESIDENCY EVER WRITTEN!
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« Reply #60 on: December 13, 2009, 05:44:50 PM »

Such a sentence seems, at first glance, crass and offensive. However, underneath the words themselves lies a statement of beautiful grammatical ambiguity and meaning.
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« Reply #61 on: December 13, 2009, 05:51:52 PM »
Quote from: Gahner Ree Haus on December 13, 2009, 05:42:46 PM
Quote from: Social Individualist on December 13, 2009, 05:40:02 PM
I demand an in detail post-modernist essay on my presidency.

Okay here we go:

The Presidency of Winston Disraeli of Atlasia from a Post Modernist perspective:

go eat shit fuckers

Um, no.
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« Reply #62 on: December 13, 2009, 05:54:16 PM »
Yes.
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« Reply #63 on: December 13, 2009, 06:00:10 PM »

No.
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« Reply #64 on: December 13, 2009, 06:04:07 PM »

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« Reply #65 on: December 13, 2009, 06:05:00 PM »

What
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« Reply #66 on: December 13, 2009, 06:05:33 PM »

Um, yes
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« Reply #67 on: December 13, 2009, 06:25:12 PM »
In the year 11491 the great leader prophetman reveals that an Invisible Sky Daddy from up above revealed that the black man is the devil. He orders that blackie be moved to Stankonia while the lord instructs prophetman on the destruction of the immoral black beasts of burden.

However, God happens to be opebo and is too busy having relations with Thai hookers to care and prophetman dies, alone and a virgin, while waiting for God's instruction while blackie is partying out in Stankonia.
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« Reply #68 on: December 13, 2009, 06:28:06 PM »
Quote from: Gahner Ree Haus on December 13, 2009, 06:25:12 PM
In the year 11491 the great leader prophetman reveals that an Invisible Sky Daddy from up above revealed that the black man is the devil. He orders that blackie be moved to Stankonia while the lord instructs prophetman on the destruction of the immoral black beasts of burden.

However, God happens to be opebo and is too busy having relations with Thai hookers to care and prophetman dies, alone and a virgin, while waiting for God's instruction while blackie is partying out in Stankonia.

This was soooo sad......
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« Reply #69 on: December 13, 2009, 06:33:54 PM »
I can't imagine how f'ed up this list will be when we're through with it.
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« Reply #70 on: December 13, 2009, 06:35:25 PM »
Special rule: no more damn presidents, coups, executions and rebelions.

Now, discuss preceding administrations.

I believe Field Marshal Arturo Xahar e Silva was a bad dictator!
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« Reply #71 on: December 13, 2009, 06:36:21 PM »
No, I spent three years carrying out ambitious reforms.
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« Reply #72 on: December 13, 2009, 06:45:15 PM »
45th: JSojourner (D-IN), 2013-2015)
46th: Fritz (D-MN), 2015-2021
JohnnyBoy - President-elect, never inaugurated
47th: Keystone Phil (R-PA), 2021
48th: Rowan Brandon (R-NJ), 2021-2025
49th: Antonio V (D-VT), 2025
50th: Barnes (D-GA), 2025-2029
51th: BushOklahoma (R-OK), 2029
52th: DWTL (R-NJ), 2029-2038
53th : Hamilton (Liberty-CA), 2038-2046
2046-2050 : Office abolished, replaced by a Revolutionary comitee led by Mechaman (New Liberty-OK) and Kalwejt (Radical-RI).
54th: Officepark (Independent Conservative-VA), 2050-2054
55th: Kalwejt (Rad-RI), 2054-2057
56th: JewishConservative (IC-AK), 2057-2058
57th: Hashemite (Rad-ME), 2058
58th: Benconstine (Rad-VA), 2058
59th: Xahar (Rad-CA), 2058-2061
60th Daniel Adams (R-FL), 2061
61st: Mechaman (L-OK), 2061
62nd: Daniel Adams (R-FL), 2061-2071
63rd: East Coast Republican (R-FL), 2071
64th: Antonio V (Rad-VT), 2071
Office abolished, Mechaman as General Secretary, 2071-2072
65th NiK (IC-CA), 2072
66th: Bgwah (Rad-WA), 2072-2075
67th: HappyWarrior (Red-MD), 2075-2082
68th: Coburn in 2012 (R-OH) 2082-2085
69th: Disraeli (G-WY) 2085-2093
70th: Stark (Fascist-CA) 2093-2096

45th: Assassinated
46th: Succeeded presidency, defeated for second full term (Winston forget about term limit)
47th: Resigned in second month to take vacation in Italy
48th: Defeated
49th: Impeached and banned
51th: Resigned
52th: Overthrown
53th: Overthrown
55th: Died in office
56th: Overthrown
57th: Committed suicide
58th: Overtrown and exiled to Iran
59th: Overtrown and taken prisoner
60th, 62nd: Overthrown, reinstituted
61st: Ovethrown and executed
63rd: Overthrown
64th: Recaptured power and regained password. Ovethrew
65th: Overthrew
66th: Resigned because of meat issue
67th: Overthrown by fake Jesus Coburn
68th: Lost election
69th: First president to have have been democratically elected in a while
70th: Total Dickwad. Was official ruler of Atlasia until the Great Atlasian Civil War began and the nation split into two between Nimah (Stark) and Acree (Hashemite).
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« Reply #73 on: December 13, 2009, 06:46:42 PM »
Field Marshal Arturo Xahar e Silva overthrows the government of Nimah and unites it with Acre.
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« Reply #74 on: December 13, 2009, 06:48:02 PM »
Quote from: Мagical Хahar on December 13, 2009, 06:36:21 PM
No, I spent three years carrying out ambitious reforms.

So did I big deal. But you overthrow legal President benconstine. I led first guerillas and revolutionary committee with Mech, and then get elected democratically. You always going ot be remember as a coup leader!

Anyway, you still cool. But former leaders can no longer be leaders!
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