The Post Tribune Telegraph of AAtlasia - TPTTAA

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

oops. I accidentally deleted one interview, lol, erm, give me a minute to edit it back in

How did you manage to do that?

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

I was trying to prepare for our...

SPECIAL FEATURE: Finding the truth

Here at TPTTAA we are always concerned about the truth, that's why our employee applications only include true-false questions, and false is not included as an option.

We turned out attention to tmthforu94 (SCARY MUSIC) (BLACK AND WHITE DISTORTED IMAGE OF HIS FACE)

tmthforu94 claims to be a "Governor". Some sort of position in a supposed "Government" (SCARY MUSIC). he claims to be "Governor" of the Mideast. But where is the Mid East? And what is in the Middle East? Israel (SCARY MUSIC) (SCENE OF ISRAELI MILITARY DOIN SCARY STUFF) That's right... Israel.

We sat down with tmthforu94 to attempt to get at the truth. He however asked to see our questions up front (SCARY MUSIC) We provided him with the list, and this is what happened.

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Does he even speak spanish? (SCARY MUSIC) We don't think so. He even slips up and asks for the questions in english (SCARY MUSIC) Frankly, we doubt he speaks spanish at all.

So what else is he lying about? Well he claims his name is Issac. But could be be hidden in his own username? TiMoTHy perhaps (SCARY MUSIC) and what about his lastname. Perhaps he is Romanian, and his name is FlORescU? (SCARY MUSIC) thats right. (PICTURES OF THE BUCHAREST METRO)

That's right. We've been able to determine that he is a Romanian-Israeli.

Also he's a spy

So what does he have to say about all of this? We waited for him to come to us, but it never happened (SCARY MUSIC). That's right, we did not send him a PM... and he never responded to it (SCARY MUSIC)

So next time you talk to tmthforu94, ask him... What are you hiding? (SCARY MUSIC) (PICTURES OF A CASTLE IN TRANSYLVANIA)

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

That sure "explains" a few "things".

[Associate Justice PiT]

     That was great. Kudos!

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

COMIC

So nice, I'll link it twice

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

Google Translate translates it back as:

Thank you for taking the time to do this interview.

When you decide to be in politics?

What are the various offices he has held since his first victory in the elections?

Are there bills that helped pass is most proud of?

What office you took out what you like best?

What lies ahead? Do you plan to go higher, perhaps even to be president?

Thanks for taking the time to sit with us.

And while its not perfect, it does get the jist of the questions across

[ilikeverin]

(I'm looking at you, Ilikeverin!)

I feel recruited!

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

Sorry, I was using freetranslation.com. It, well, wasn't very good I supposed. The questions made no sense on it.


Thank you for taking the time to do this interview.

When you decide to be in politics?
When I was about 13, during the American 2008 election.

What are the various offices he has held since his first victory in the elections?
I was briefly in the Mideast Assembly. Then I was in the Senate for nearly three terms and am currently serving as Governor in the Mideast region.

Are there bills that helped pass is most proud of?
I am extremely proud of the animal protection bills I passed at the federal and regional level. I also believe I took large step during me terms in the Senate to make Atlasia a safer place for all.

What office you took out what you like best?
I'm really enjoying the executive branch, at the moment. While my long list of ideas isn't even close to being completed, I think we're off to a strong start. Though this session seems to be more of an amendment palooza.

What lies ahead? Do you plan to go higher, perhaps even to be president?
My nearest plans are to continue serving as Governor of the Mideast for at least one term. If the people want me to continue on as their Governor, it may be longer than that. And while the presidency isn't something I have been looking at in the near future, it could possibly be something I strive to achieve years from now.

Thanks for taking the time to sit with us.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

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[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

Finding... THE TURTH

A recent debate between Mr. Blue and Mr. Stoned about what was or was not said took place today inside Mr. Stoned's own presidential thread. We decided to dig down and see what really happened.

Purple State,
This may have been cleared up in the past, and if it has, I'm sorry for wasting your time. But here's my question...
What is your view of regional senate seats, and if elected, would you support and sign legislation that would abolish regional senate seats? And if so, why?

Thank you!

I would sign such legislation only if it also abolished at-large seats.

What I mean by this is that I could only foresee myself abolishing regional Senate seats as part of a much, much broader reform that fundamentally changes the way the game is played. Even then, it is hard to imagine regions and regional representation ceasing to be fundamental parts of this game.

Through my experience at the regional level of government in the Mideast and having chaired a Constitutional Convention that dealt with these issues, I am certain that the current arrangement of the Senate is one of the finest compromises in this game. It provides a national voice to the regions, which I see as the engine of activity in the game.

I hope that answers your question.

Our judgement on the issue is the following:

"Purple Statist wants to abolish the entire Senate"
False. PS does not wish to abolish the senate, he likes it.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Freedom Paper.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

Be careful our turth series will be examining all such statements by all candidates

[Marokai Backbeat]

Bring it!

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

FIRST ROUND TRACKER

PRESIDENT
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Rose
Rose
PS
Rose
Rose
Rose
Rose
Rose
Rose
Afl
Rose
Rose
PS
Rose
PS
Rose
Afl
PS
Afl
PS
PS

MID EAST
Inks
Inks
Franzl
Inks
Inks
Inks
Inks

SOUTH EAST
Yank
Yank
Xahar
Yank

NORTH EAST
Dallas
Dallas
Dallas
Dallas
Eraser

MID WEST
Sven
Sven


AS OF ERASER

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

PRESIDENT
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Rose
Rose
PS
Rose
Rose
Rose
Rose
Rose
Rose
Afl
Rose
Rose
PS
Rose
PS
Rose
Afl
PS
Afl
PS
PS
PS
PS
PS
Afl
PS
PS

MID EAST
Inks
Inks
Franzl
Inks
Inks
Inks
Inks
Franzl
Sven

SOUTH EAST
Yank
Yank
Xahar
Yank

NORTH EAST
Dallas
Dallas
Dallas
Dallas
Eraser
Eraser
Dallas

MID WEST
Sven
Sven
Hans
Hans

PACIFIC
bgwah

AS OF HANS



Also, Jas is on my official enemies list for not writing me in.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

PRESIDENT
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Rose
Rose
PS
Rose
Rose
Rose
Rose
Rose
Rose
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Rose
Rose
PS
Rose
PS
Rose
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PS
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PS
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PS
PS
Afl
PS
PS
PS
PS
Bluey
PS
Rose
PS
PS
Xahar
PS
PS
Afl
Afl
PS
PS
PS
Rose
PS
PS
PS
PS
PS
Afl
PS
PS
Afl
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Rose
PS
Afl
PS
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Rose
PS
Rose
PS
PS
Afl
PS
PS


AS OF JUNKIE



MID EAST
Inks
Inks
Franzl
Inks
Inks
Inks
Inks
Franzl
Sven
Franzl
Franzl
Franzl
Franzl
Inks
Franzl
Boris
Inks

SOUTH EAST
Yank
Yank
Xahar
Yank
gporter
Xahar
Xahar
Yank
Teddy
Yank
Yank

NORTH EAST
Dallas
Dallas
Dallas
Dallas
Eraser
Eraser
Dallas
Eraser
Dallas
Dallas
Dallas
Eraser
Eraser
Dallas
Dallas
Eraser
Dallas
Eraser
Dallas
Dallas

MID WEST
Sven
Sven
Hans
Hans
Hans
Hans
Hans
Hans
Hans

PACIFIC
bgwah
bgwah
bgwah
Arch
bgwah
bgwah
bgwah


AS OF JUNKIE

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

President:

PS - 37 (55%)
Rose - 17 (25%)
Afl - 11 (16%)
Bluey - 1 (1%)
Xahar - 1 (1%)

NE - Dallas has a clear lead
MW - Hans has a clear lead
PA - bgwah has a clear lead
SE - Yank has a majority, opposition vote is splintered
ME - Inks has a slight lead over Franzl

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

ATLAS DECLARES WAR ON ATLASIA
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=119691.msg2556201#msg2556201



TEDDY FOUND TO BE A TROLL




CAN EATING PEA SOUP SAVE YOU FROM CANCER
No.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

Click here for our latest war updates!!

TPTTAA correspondents are on site as the war between Atlasia and the Atlas continues.

SPUD MISSILES THE WEAPON OF CHOICE

KANSAS FLATTENED IN WAR, NO ONE NOTICES

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Teddy, please don't forget about your medications next time

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

OMG ITS NUMBERS AND THE SUCH

According to our research...


JCP
34% from the Pacific
24% from the Northeast
18% from the Midwest
14% from the Mideast
10% from the Southeast

POP
53.1% from the Northeast
25% from the Mideast
12.5% from the Midwest
9.4% from the Southeast

RPP
29.5% from the Southeast
25.9% from the Northeast
22.2% from the Mideast
14.8% from the Midwest
7.4% from the Pacific

DA
64.3% from the Mideast
21.4% from the Northeast
14.3% from the Midwest

(These are the parties with over 5% membership)

Population
31.8% in the Northeast
23.6% in the Mideast
14.0% in the Southeast
14.6% in the Midwest
15.9% in the Pacific

JCP VS RPP COMPARISON:

Northeast. 31.8% population. 24% JCP (off by 7.8%) RPP 25.9%, off by 5.9%
Mideast. JCP off by 9.6%. RPP off by 1.3%
Southeast. JCP 4%, RPP 15.6%
Midwest. JCP 3.4%, RPP 0.2%
Pacific. JCP 18.1%, RPP 8.5%
TOTALS: JCP off by 42.9%, RPP by 15.6%.
The RPP is the best represented party in each region.


REGIONAL:
NORTHEAST
34% POP
24% JCP
14% RPP
6% DA

MIDEAST
24.3% DA
21.6% POP
18.9% JCP
16.2% RPP

SOUTHEAST
36.4% RPP
22.7% JCP
13.5% POP

MIDWEST
39.1% JCP
17.4% POP
17.4% RPP
8.7% DA

PACIFIC
68% JCP
8% RPP

The Midwest is most representative region.

31.8% JCP
20.4% POP
17.2% RPP
8.9% DA

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

TPTTAA:
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!???!!!1?!?



afleitch:
Are you being serious?



TPTTAA:
I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH A NEWSPPAPER! >.<



afleitch:
Aha! But mine is a journal



TPTTAA:
Oh really?
Oh that's okay then

So, tell me about your Journal



afleitch:
Okay doke.

It's something I had on the back burner for some time. It is meant to be a major source for news, opinion and Senate related business. I hope it to be a place where bills can be scrutinised and dissected and for it to act as a channel for new ideas and debate. I like getting deep into constitutional and other matters anyway so it gives me and hopefully others an opportunity to do that. It's also something different, it's not something I've seriously attempted before so it will be interesting as to how it turns out.

I also like history, I like quirks, I like interesting quotes. I hope it makes the Spectator and Society an interesting read.

Andrew



TPTTAA:
But you won't have any jokes right?



afleitch:
Only 'New Yorker' style half assed attempts now and then



TPTTAA:
Thank you for your time

[Associate Justice PiT]

     I like the numbers. Also, the first line of the interview is a classic.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

TEDDY DEBATING MOVING TO IDAHO
Deputy Governor gone Power Mad.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

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