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« on: December 20, 2009, 02:13:48 PM » |
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...Mr Davenport has agreed not to press charges. We now go live to War, West Virgina where Mr Finch is due to make a statement...
Finch: first, I would like to say that I am pleased that I won't be prosecuted for what was really just a minor dispute brought on by, er... um...
looks down at his notes
Finch: ...sleep dep... er... riv...ashion. Yes. Sleep depperivashion. I also hope that Mr Davenport likes his new car...
Finch's lawyer suddenly coughs violently
Finch: ...which I certainly did not buy as a gift for Mr Davenport as a way to avoid prosecution.
Pause
Finch: ...second... I have an announcement to make. Govenor Hudson wears lipstick. Whores wear lipstick, therefore Govenor Hudson is a whore. Govenor Hudson wears red lipstick. Therefore, she is a scarlet whore. As in the Scarlet Whore of Babylon. This means that Governor Hudson is a tool of the Antichrist! Death to the Antichrist! Death! Death! Death! Death! Death! Death!
Finch continues in this vein for about five minutes
Finch: ...this being true... I think that I have no choice, no choice whatsoever, but to endorse Senator Zow. People! The War against the Antichrist will be a long one, but there shall be victory in the End!
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