Update Thread and Other Ramblings by BushOklahoma

[J-Mann]

Light travels more slowly than your relationship with Tiffanye!!

[Joe Biden 2020]

Light travels more slowly than your relationship with Tiffanye!!

That was just a mistake all the way around.

Besides for Valentine's Day 2010, our next step will be for her to meet my parents and grandmother.  This is not any indication, but just to give them a chance to meet, get to know and get used to each other, in case things do develop further.  I've already met her mother and her grandmother, and I really like them and they me.  I'll probably ask my grandmother to fix a dinner in early March and have all of us meet over there.  The last thing I want to do to my mother is sometime down the road propose to a girl that my mother has never met.  That's not being a very courteous son or boyfriend.

[TeePee4Prez]

Light travels more slowly than your relationship with Tiffanye!!

That was just a mistake all the way around.

Besides for Valentine's Day 2010, our next step will be for her to meet my parents and grandmother.  This is not any indication, but just to give them a chance to meet, get to know and get used to each other, in case things do develop further.  I've already met her mother and her grandmother, and I really like them and they me.  I'll probably ask my grandmother to fix a dinner in early March and have all of us meet over there.  The last thing I want to do to my mother is sometime down the road propose to a girl that my mother has never met.  That's not being a very courteous son or boyfriend.

There you go!  I'm thinking this one will be better for you.

As for me I'm on match with a few issues with some women.  One got pissy with me after the Eagles lost to Dallas, then I was drunk and texted a few nasty things, now she e-mailed me apologizing profusely saying how she was a b-tch and how nice a guy I am and she regrets how she was towards me.  I made her sweat a bit, but I'm giving her another chance.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Light travels more slowly than your relationship with Tiffanye!!

That was just a mistake all the way around.

Besides for Valentine's Day 2010, our next step will be for her to meet my parents and grandmother.  This is not any indication, but just to give them a chance to meet, get to know and get used to each other, in case things do develop further.  I've already met her mother and her grandmother, and I really like them and they me.  I'll probably ask my grandmother to fix a dinner in early March and have all of us meet over there.  The last thing I want to do to my mother is sometime down the road propose to a girl that my mother has never met.  That's not being a very courteous son or boyfriend.

There you go!  I'm thinking this one will be better for you.

As for me I'm on match with a few issues with some women.  One got pissy with me after the Eagles lost to Dallas, then I was drunk and texted a few nasty things, now she e-mailed me apologizing profusely saying how she was a b-tch and how nice a guy I am and she regrets how she was towards me.  I made her sweat a bit, but I'm giving her another chance.

Thanks, Flyers!!  I know things will be better with Susan than with Tiffanye.  If I can just continue to take my time with this relationship, I've got her.  This is the type of lady that would give you the blouse off her back if she had to.  That's not just a well-worn cliche' either, its the absolute truth.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

It's just so foreign to me that anyone would propose 14 days after meeting, or even 14 months after meeting a bit early. When I meet a girl, I never think about a marriage or anything, but rather I take it day by day, and let things flourish or falter as they may. Relationships can be an adventure, and it's always a little much to be planning for a marriage that early. But, it each his own.

[Joe Biden 2020]

If all goes well, we'll have two dates this week.  Tuesday I'm going over to her house and play games with her and her mother.  Her mother is a great lady, albeit in declining health.  Poor Susan has to take care of both her mother and her grandmother, but she is happy to do it, because they took care of her when she was a kid.  I'm still thinking about what to do with her this Friday.  I've got something in mind, but we'll see.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

If all goes well, we'll have two dates this week.  Tuesday I'm going over to her house and play games with her and her mother.  Her mother is a great lady, albeit in declining health.  Poor Susan has to take care of both her mother and her grandmother, but she is happy to do it, because they took care of her when she was a kid.  I'm still thinking about what to do with her this Friday.  I've got something in mind, but we'll see.

Don't forget these.........we don't need another scare bro.

[Joe Biden 2020]

If all goes well, we'll have two dates this week.  Tuesday I'm going over to her house and play games with her and her mother.  Her mother is a great lady, albeit in declining health.  Poor Susan has to take care of both her mother and her grandmother, but she is happy to do it, because they took care of her when she was a kid. I'm still thinking about what to do with her this Friday.  I've got something in mind, but we'll see.

Don't forget these.........we don't need another scare bro.

Haha, no, no its nothing like that.  I'm thinking about a game night with our best friends.

[The Mikado]

Good luck, Rev!  We're rooting for you!

By the way, does your new status as a Reverend impress her?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Good luck, Rev!  We're rooting for you!

By the way, does your new status as a Reverend impress her?

Actually, yes it does!!  Thank you for asking.

[Torie]

Do people really formally ask that kind of question? I've never asked a girl to "be my girlfriend" before or experienced it the other way around.

No, and I won't go into detail about how I have done it in the past. Some of it would be rather embarrassing for starters.

[Lunar]

Do people really formally ask that kind of question? I've never asked a girl to "be my girlfriend" before or experienced it the other way around.

No, and I won't go into detail about how I have done it in the past. Some of it would be rather embarrassing for starters.

When in doubt whip it out?

[Torie]

Do people really formally ask that kind of question? I've never asked a girl to "be my girlfriend" before or experienced it the other way around.

No, and I won't go into detail about how I have done it in the past. Some of it would be rather embarrassing for starters.

When in doubt whip it out?

Nice rhyme thing  there. Are you a poet?  

When it doubt
Whip it out
And then you'll know
If it's a go

Just trying to finish your little artistic effort.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Date #3 is supposed to happen Tuesday, as I've said, but I've developed a stinkin' cold in the past 24 hours.  Hopefully, that won't stop date night.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Date #3 is supposed to happen Tuesday, as I've said, but I've developed a stinkin' cold in the past 24 hours.  Hopefully, that won't stop date night.

Teachable moment - dripping snot on her is bad.......really bad.

[TeePee4Prez]

If all goes well, we'll have two dates this week.  Tuesday I'm going over to her house and play games with her and her mother.  Her mother is a great lady, albeit in declining health.  Poor Susan has to take care of both her mother and her grandmother, but she is happy to do it, because they took care of her when she was a kid. I'm still thinking about what to do with her this Friday.  I've got something in mind, but we'll see.

Don't forget these.........we don't need another scare bro.

Haha, no, no its nothing like that.  I'm thinking about a game night with our best friends.

Bring one just in case.  I always keep one in my wallet and have a pack in my glove compartment.  Error on the safe side. 

[Bo]

If all goes well, we'll have two dates this week.  Tuesday I'm going over to her house and play games with her and her mother.  Her mother is a great lady, albeit in declining health.  Poor Susan has to take care of both her mother and her grandmother, but she is happy to do it, because they took care of her when she was a kid.  I'm still thinking about what to do with her this Friday.  I've got something in mind, but we'll see.

Don't forget these.........we don't need another scare bro.

Yes, don't be a fool like John Edwards, use condoms!

Or cheat on your wife for that matter.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Date #3 is supposed to happen Tuesday, as I've said, but I've developed a stinkin' cold in the past 24 hours.  Hopefully, that won't stop date night.

Teachable moment - dripping snot on her is bad.......really bad.

Thankfully, its nothing more than sinus congestion.  It didn't stop me from going to a church men's meeting tonight, and it will not stop me from going to work tomorrow, or from my date tomorrow evening.  Light dinner and games are on the agenda for tomorrow night.

[Joe Republic]

Light dinner and games are on the agenda for tomorrow night.

Sex games?  (Or is that all part of 'light dinner'?)

[Joe Biden 2020]

Light dinner and games are on the agenda for tomorrow night.

Sex games?  (Or is that all part of 'light dinner'?)

Haha, no, I'm talking about UNO and other board/card games.  We have made it a commitment early on that we will not have sex until if and when we are married.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Where will you be taking her for dinner tomorrow night?

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Light dinner and games are on the agenda for tomorrow night.

Sex games?  (Or is that all part of 'light dinner'?)

Haha, no, I'm talking about UNO and other board/card games.  We have made it a commitment early on that we will not have sex until if and when we are married.

OK, so, strip poker without sex?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Light dinner and games are on the agenda for tomorrow night.

Sex games?  (Or is that all part of 'light dinner'?)

Haha, no, I'm talking about UNO and other board/card games.  We have made it a commitment early on that we will not h  ave sex until if and when we are married.

C'mon Bushie you're a cooter hound,  you can't wait that long.

[King]

Oh good.  I always hoping BushOK would meet a nice girl who less sexual experience than him.  As in all sports, teammate respect of veteran leadership is critical (see the flourishing sexual relationship of #5 and #10 below for illustration).

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

BushOK...you don't happen to be related to Mike Naso, do you?