French right "présidentiables" survivor - Alain Juppé is the survivor !

[big bad fab]

He should go to Oklahoma... And good riddance for the UMP !

Michèle ALLIOT-MARIE (UMP)
Michel BARNIER (UMP)
François BAROIN (UMP)
Xavier BERTRAND (UMP)
Jean-Louis BORLOO (UMP-Rad.)
Christine BOUTIN (UMP-PCD)
Jean-François COPE (UMP)
Nicolas DUPONT-AIGNAN (DLR)
François FILLON (UMP)
Alain JUPPE (UMP)
Nathalie KOSCIUSKO-MORIZET (UMP)
Hervé MORIN (NC)
Valérie PECRESSE (UMP)
Jean-Pierre RAFFARIN (UMP)
Nicolas SARKOZY (UMP)
Dominique de VILLEPIN (UMP)
Philippe de VILLIERS (MPF)
Laurent WAUQUIEZ (UMP)

Results:
Round 1: Villepin 6, Sarkozy 5, Morin 3, Villiers 3, Bertrand 2, Raffarin 2, Boutin 1, Dupont-Aignan 1, Juppé 1
Round 2: Villiers 9, Sarkozy 8, Bertrand 8, Dupont-Aignan 3, Raffarin 1, Boutin 1
Round 3: Sarkozy 9, Bertrand 8, Dupont-Aignan 4, Raffarin 4, Morin 3, Boutin 2
Round 4: Bertrand 12, Raffarin 9, Boutin 5, Dupont-Aignan 4, Morin 3, Kosciusko-Morizet 2, Fillon 1

In cas of a tie, the leader who has received the biggest total of votes in previous rounds will be ousted. In case of a new tie, I, president of this survivor, will decide who is eliminated.
Each round is open for 24 hours+.

ROUND 5 IS OPEN !
Vote away !

In this round, you have 6 points, to cast 3-2-1. We'll eliminate the leader who receive the biggest total of points.

[big bad fab]

I wonder why Dupont-Aignan doesn't gather more votes... If only you had him as a teacher like me, you'd understand !
Anyway, I must take this into account:

3 Raffarin
2 Dupont-Aignan
1 Kosciusko-Morizet

(Morin isn't far away in my list, sorry Hash)

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

3 for Dupont-Aignan (to make Fab happy)

2 for Raffarin

1 for Juppe (to make Fab angry)

[Hash]

3 Dupont-Aignan
2 Boutin
1 Baroin

[Edu]

3 to Raffarin
2 to Boutin
1 to Dupont-Aignan

[Antonio the Sixth]

3 to Raffarin
2 to Boutin
1 to Copé (he looks more and more like the new Sarkozy)

[Hash]

(Morin isn't far away in my list, sorry Hash)

Why should you be sorry? I'm not a huge Morin fan.

[big bad fab]

(Morin isn't far away in my list, sorry Hash)

Why should you be sorry? I'm not a huge Morin fan.

I thought that, BY DEFAULT, he would be in your top 3 or something like that.

[big bad fab]

Always bending Raffarin...

Michèle ALLIOT-MARIE (UMP)
Michel BARNIER (UMP)
François BAROIN (UMP)
Xavier BERTRAND (UMP)
Jean-Louis BORLOO (UMP-Rad.)
Christine BOUTIN (UMP-PCD)
Jean-François COPE (UMP)
Nicolas DUPONT-AIGNAN (DLR)
François FILLON (UMP)
Alain JUPPE (UMP)
Nathalie KOSCIUSKO-MORIZET (UMP)
Hervé MORIN (NC)
Valérie PECRESSE (UMP)
Jean-Pierre RAFFARIN (UMP)
Nicolas SARKOZY (UMP)
Dominique de VILLEPIN (UMP)
Philippe de VILLIERS (MPF)
Laurent WAUQUIEZ (UMP)

Results:
Round 1: Villepin 6, Sarkozy 5, Morin 3, Villiers 3, Bertrand 2, Raffarin 2, Boutin 1, Dupont-Aignan 1, Juppé 1
Round 2: Villiers 9, Sarkozy 8, Bertrand 8, Dupont-Aignan 3, Raffarin 1, Boutin 1
Round 3: Sarkozy 9, Bertrand 8, Dupont-Aignan 4, Raffarin 4, Morin 3, Boutin 2
Round 4: Bertrand 12, Raffarin 9, Boutin 5, Dupont-Aignan 4, Morin 3, Kosciusko-Morizet 2, Fillon 1
Round 5: Raffarin 11, Dupont-Aignan 9, Boutin 6, Baroin 1, Copé 1, Juppé 1, Kosciusko-Morizet 1

In cas of a tie, the leader who has received the biggest total of votes in previous rounds will be ousted. In case of a new tie, I, president of this survivor, will decide who is eliminated.
Each round is open for 24 hours+.

ROUND 6 IS OPEN !
Vote away !

In this round, you have 6 points, to cast 3-2-1. We'll eliminate the leader who receive the biggest total of points.

[big bad fab]

I keep the same rule as it seems to work quite well.

3 Dupont-Aignan
2 Kosciusko-Morizet
1 Morin

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I keep the same rule as it seems to work quite well.

3 Dupont-Aignan
2 Kosciusko-Morizet
1 Morin

What the hell, ok

[Antonio the Sixth]

3 to Boutin
2 to Copé
1 to MAM

[Hash]

3 NDA
2 Boutin
1 Copé

[Edu]

3 to Boutin
2 to Dupont-Aignan
1 to Copé

[big bad fab]

A poor lonesome politician.

Michèle ALLIOT-MARIE (UMP)
Michel BARNIER (UMP)
François BAROIN (UMP)
Xavier BERTRAND (UMP)
Jean-Louis BORLOO (UMP-Rad.)
Christine BOUTIN (UMP-PCD)
Jean-François COPE (UMP)
Nicolas DUPONT-AIGNAN (DLR)
François FILLON (UMP)
Alain JUPPE (UMP)
Nathalie KOSCIUSKO-MORIZET (UMP)
Hervé MORIN (NC)
Valérie PECRESSE (UMP)
Jean-Pierre RAFFARIN (UMP)
Nicolas SARKOZY (UMP)
Dominique de VILLEPIN (UMP)
Philippe de VILLIERS (MPF)
Laurent WAUQUIEZ (UMP)

Results:
Round 1: Villepin 6, Sarkozy 5, Morin 3, Villiers 3, Bertrand 2, Raffarin 2, Boutin 1, Dupont-Aignan 1, Juppé 1
Round 2: Villiers 9, Sarkozy 8, Bertrand 8, Dupont-Aignan 3, Raffarin 1, Boutin 1
Round 3: Sarkozy 9, Bertrand 8, Dupont-Aignan 4, Raffarin 4, Morin 3, Boutin 2
Round 4: Bertrand 12, Raffarin 9, Boutin 5, Dupont-Aignan 4, Morin 3, Kosciusko-Morizet 2, Fillon 1
Round 5: Raffarin 11, Dupont-Aignan 9, Boutin 6, Baroin 1, Copé 1, Juppé 1, Kosciusko-Morizet 1
Round 6: Dupont-Aignan 11, Boutin 8, Copé 4, Kosciusko-Morizet 4, Morin 2, Alliot-Marie 1

In cas of a tie, the leader who has received the biggest total of votes in previous rounds will be ousted. In case of a new tie, I, president of this survivor, will decide who is eliminated.
Each round is open for 24 hours+.

ROUND 7 IS OPEN !
Vote away !

In this round, you have 6 points, to cast 3-2-1. We'll eliminate the leader who receive the biggest total of points.

[big bad fab]

3 Morin
2 Kosciusko-Morizet
1 Copé

Well, I don't want to kill Copé just to save "who you know", so I try this, desperately hoping Benoît will come back and save me
But I'm of course pessimistic...

[Antonio the Sixth]

NDA before Boutin...

3 to Boutin
2 to Copé
1 to MAM

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

3 for Juppe

2 for Fillon

1 for Kosciusko

THAT'S FOR BOURGIBA!

[Edu]

3 to Boutin
2 to Copé
1 to Kosciusko-Morizet

[Hash]

3 Boutin
2 Copé
1 MAM

[Bunwahaha [still dunno why, but well, so be it]]

What are all these Copé?? And MAM?? I'm not fan of both but there remain more incompetent, see:

Morin 3
Boutin 2
Wauquiez (see cabinet's survivor) 1

[big bad fab]

Master and we-don-t-know-why-still Servant.

Michèle ALLIOT-MARIE (UMP)
Michel BARNIER (UMP)
François BAROIN (UMP)
Xavier BERTRAND (UMP)
Jean-Louis BORLOO (UMP-Rad.)
Christine BOUTIN (UMP-PCD)
Jean-François COPE (UMP)
Nicolas DUPONT-AIGNAN (DLR)
François FILLON (UMP)
Alain JUPPE (UMP)
Nathalie KOSCIUSKO-MORIZET (UMP)
Hervé MORIN (NC)
Valérie PECRESSE (UMP)
Jean-Pierre RAFFARIN (UMP)
Nicolas SARKOZY (UMP)
Dominique de VILLEPIN (UMP)
Philippe de VILLIERS (MPF)
Laurent WAUQUIEZ (UMP)

Results:
Round 1: Villepin 6, Sarkozy 5, Morin 3, Villiers 3, Bertrand 2, Raffarin 2, Boutin 1, Dupont-Aignan 1, Juppé 1
Round 2: Villiers 9, Sarkozy 8, Bertrand 8, Dupont-Aignan 3, Raffarin 1, Boutin 1
Round 3: Sarkozy 9, Bertrand 8, Dupont-Aignan 4, Raffarin 4, Morin 3, Boutin 2
Round 4: Bertrand 12, Raffarin 9, Boutin 5, Dupont-Aignan 4, Morin 3, Kosciusko-Morizet 2, Fillon 1
Round 5: Raffarin 11, Dupont-Aignan 9, Boutin 6, Baroin 1, Copé 1, Juppé 1, Kosciusko-Morizet 1
Round 6: Dupont-Aignan 11, Boutin 8, Copé 4, Kosciusko-Morizet 4, Morin 2, Alliot-Marie 1
Round 7: Boutin 11, Copé 7, Morin 6, Kosciusko-Morizet 4, Juppé 3, Alliot-Marie 2, Fillon 2, Wauquiez 1

In cas of a tie, the leader who has received the biggest total of votes in previous rounds will be ousted. In case of a new tie, I, president of this survivor, will decide who is eliminated.
Each round is open for 24 hours+.

ROUND 8 IS OPEN !
Vote away !

In this round, you have 6 points, to cast 3-2-1. We'll eliminate the leader who receive the biggest total of points.

[big bad fab]

Well, 7 rounds, this was probably the best she can hope...

Now, frankly, even though Copé is ambitious and isn't really a good guy (but who is in this French political world ?), at least, he is clever and efficient.

Let's kill the minor ones before,
especially the stupid and dull Morin who thinks he is a great one while he is here almost randomly
and the whimsical and untidy "diva" Kosciusko-Morizet.

3 Morin
2 Kosciusko-Morizet
1 Baroin

[Antonio the Sixth]

3 to Copé
2 to MAM
1 to Baroin

[Edu]

3 to Copé
2 to Kosciusko-Morizet
1 to Morin