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« on: March 11, 2010, 11:07:41 AM »
Who would win?

Maps please Smiley
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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2010, 11:42:41 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2010, 11:46:23 AM »

Jesus Christ, duh. Only benconstine would think otherwise.
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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2010, 06:07:03 PM »
I don't think Jesus's style of self-sacrifice fits in well with my adoration of hardball politics so I'd probably write-in Ron Paul or Peter Schiff.
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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2010, 06:17:48 PM »


Mark Warner epis landslide, because he's THE BRIGHTEST STAR OF THE GENERATION AND GREATEST AMERICAN ALIVE

Conservatives wouldn't vote for Jesus, as they would never support some weak, over-toleran and peaceful man

Liberals would vote for Warner, because he's a Democrat

Washington goes for Bgwah, as Jesus supporters mistaken him with their candidate
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2010, 12:14:02 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2010, 12:16:07 AM »
wouldnt he think they're the same? Wink
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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2010, 11:24:02 PM »
Jesus wins every state by over 90%, except Virginia, because they couldn't decide which one was the real Jesus.
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