The Mideast Public Nudity Bill
1. There is nothing wrong with a human body.
2. There is nothing wrong with a naked human body.
3. Therefore, public nudity is a-okay in the Mideast. This includes going out in public naked, having sex in the park, and any other naked things you can think of.
1. Public torso nudity (defined as "going topless in a public area) shall be legalized regardless of gender. Localities shall be given authority over whether to allow full nudity or not.
2. Clause one will not override dress codes at public schools, workplaces, and other institutions.
The Assembly has 24 hours to object to Mecha's amendment.