The Northeast Incest Clarification Act of 2015
1. Incest (defined as sexual relations between people who are either first cousins, siblings, or are otherwise related within two generations of each other) is hereby prohibited in the Northeast. Incestuous marriages in the Northeast are also hereby prohibited.
2. Those who have knowingly and willfully engaged in incestuous relationships shall be subject to a fine not exceeding $100.
3. The Same Love Act of 2014 is hereby repealed.
4. The Apparently Incest Is Legal Act is hereby repealed.
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