So I woke up in a Danish Hospital this morning

[Boris]

Guys, we need universal health care in the US. Yeah, I woke up in a Danish hospital this morning with a BAC of .26. Last thing I remembér was a bunch of Danes telling me how to say - i can't find quotation marks on this keyboard - i want to fcuk you. But anyway, my hospital stay was free but I lost my shoe so if I don't find it i'm fcuked. Anyway, since i'm one of the more erudite human beings on this forum, I figure I should transition into my analysis of Europe:

1. Denmark is the most sexually attractive nation in the world, per capita. Holy sh**t. Everyone here is really hot

2. It's going to be difficult to get laid here. They have really laid back attitutdes regarding sexuality (I was watching Danish TV - the danish equivalent of American Idol - and they said fcukface on TV lmao). But the problem is that they all speak Danish to one another, ergo engaging in coversation is awkard. But everyone speak impeccable english so it's all good.

3. the welfare state rocks.

4. Lunar, you were an RA at Berkeley right? well the dorm I'm staying at - its students man a  bar downstairs in order to raise money for parties. Im going to be attending a french revolution themed party tonight at the dorm. I mean, can you imagine the freshmen at a random dorm at Berkeley manning a bar to raise money for a party they'll throw in the actual hall? Europe is just so intellectually above AMerica.

5. I am so fcuked. I lost my shoe. I can't afford to buy a new pair. '

6. america needs to scandinavian-ize immeditealy. fcuk oklahoma. fcuk suburban chicago.  all of it.

7. ummm, yeah. Sorry Al, but the Americans here are all rich bastards from like Manhattan and Green Bay and Hoboken.

8. the south asians here aren't tools, unlike their counterparts in the USA, UK, and Canada. I even saw them dancing with white girls last night!

9. Danes suck at dancing. Guys, I post on a forum called uselectionatlas. Obviously I'm not the greatest dancer in the world. But I'm pretty sure I could beat all Danes in a so you think you can dance competition. They're that bad.

10. anyway i gotta go. brb in a week. until we meet again, auf wiedersehen.

[bgwah]

lol

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

What was your BAC when you wrote that?

[minionofmidas]

In hospital on account of a paltry .26?

Oh right. You're Indian. Probably Brahmanic or something, too (lowclass Dravidians can be pretty badass hard drinkers).

[Swedish Rainbow Capitalist Cheese]

1. Denmark is the most sexually attractive nation in the world, per capita. Holy sh**t. Everyone here is really hot

I denounce and reject you forever your bloody bastard. You pack your bag, jump on a train and go Northeast from Denmark til you come to a place called Sweden. Then tell me which is the on average best looking country on Earth. And if you pass a town called Hässleholm (only two hours from Copenhagen) you might as well get of the train and met with me RL. (So I can kick your ass for saying Danish people are on average best looking in the world)




      ... enjoy your stay in Scandinavia.

[Ban my account ffs!]

It's not unusual at all for dorms to have their own bars in Europe... the place I lived had "Heimbar" every Thursday night.. and hosted two huge parties every year called Rösslfest... which was a blast.

My university here was a wet campus though, and we had a university owned bar right on campus... but still.. not the same.

Either way, glad your'e enjoying yourself.  Just remember all the smug Palinites who believe they have it so much better than you cuz of all that socialism over there.  Pathetic and ignorant are two words that come to mind.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

epic post is epic.

[minionofmidas]

1. Denmark is the most sexually attractive nation in the world, per capita. Holy sh**t. Everyone here is really hot

I denounce and reject you forever your bloody bastard. You pack your bag, jump on a train and go Northeast from Denmark til you come to a place called Sweden. Then tell me which is the on average best looking country on Earth. And if you pass a town called Hässleholm (only two hours from Copenhagen) you might as well get of the train and met with me RL. (So I can kick your ass for saying Danish people are on average best looking in the world)

He's right. Danish people are disgusting fugly except when  compared to Swedes or Americans.

[Lunar]

Haha, actually I sat behind a "security" booth

[Ebowed]

You are doing God's work, Boris.

[King]

You are doing God's work, Boris.

[Conservative frontier]

One question, did you rely thnk drinking THAT much was neccessary? .26 BAC, seriously man.

[Хahar 🤔]

I was wondering why we hadn't been graced by Boris's presence.

Tell me what it's like to smoke pot on Bornholm.

[k-onmmunist]

Lol. You MAKE this forum Boris.

[Boris]

so i was getting it on with this really hot danish chick (redundant phrase of course, i cannot find the close parantheses phrase on this keyboard.....but yeah, so I lose line of sight of her, and she ends up making out with this other indian. this is the first time a fellow brown has usurped me. Guys, my life is a goddamn greek tragedy. that's all it comes down to.

btw, Boss Tweed, I met a really hot girl from Cornell but she didn't know you. I took a couple of pictures with her but I think i might have lost the camera so fcuk.

And I'm fairly sure I dislocated my shoulder playing this danish drinking game involving pears and shopping carts. in fact, i lost all the drinking games tonight, except for flip cup. USA USA USA USA


and yeah, so i met that aforementioned really hot danish chick and i said - i cant find the quotation marks on this danish keyboard - como du her a tit - which is like this danish pickup line and she just hugged me and wished me a good spring break. in other words, i struck out. fcuk.

anyway, last call here is 4 am so I got more work to do. btw, i'd just like to reiterate that danish girls are really hot and that healthcare is free here. so yeah, skol (cheers in Danish)

[Lunar]

I think Skol is used in all of them languages up there...any Scandinavians want to opine?  I know my sister says it and she lives in Sweden

[Ban my account ffs!]

I think Skol is used in all of them languages up there...any Scandinavians want to opine?  I know my sister says it and she lives in Sweden

As well as [Minnesota] Vikings fans.  Skol Vikings!

[Ban my account ffs!]

so i was getting it on with this really hot danish chick (redundant phrase of course, i cannot find the close parantheses phrase on this keyboard.....but yeah, so I lose line of sight of her, and she ends up making out with this other indian. this is the first time a fellow brown has usurped me. Guys, my life is a goddamn greek tragedy. that's all it comes down to.

btw, Boss Tweed, I met a really hot girl from Cornell but she didn't know you. I took a couple of pictures with her but I think i might have lost the camera so fcuk.

And I'm fairly sure I dislocated my shoulder playing this danish drinking game involving pears and shopping carts. in fact, i lost all the drinking games tonight, except for flip cup. USA USA USA USA


and yeah, so i met that aforementioned really hot danish chick and i said - i cant find the quotation marks on this danish keyboard - como du her a tit - which is like this danish pickup line and she just hugged me and wished me a good spring break. in other words, i struck out. fcuk.

anyway, last call here is 4 am so I got more work to do. btw, i'd just like to reiterate that danish girls are really hot and that healthcare is free here. so yeah, skol (cheers in Danish)

What a different culture than Austria.  In Austria everybody just stood around and talked... drinking games were completely foreign to them.  They'd rather just sing old Austrian mountain songs.

You should play kings cup with them.  But instead of beer, create a communal pot of "Long Island Iced Teas"... a bottle of vodka, a bottle of gin, a bottle of rum, a bottle of tequila, a bottle of triple sec, and a splash of coke and sour... we got through like one and a half rounds before we were falling on the floor and pretty much crawling around making animal sounds.

Then they get this idea that all Americans are like that.  And I'm like.. no... most Americans are prudes.  I'm just f**king crazy.

[Boris]

Yeah, it's 620 am and i'm dj'ing here and i played jason derulo - whatcha say and the danish girls are signing along and they're so adoreable ♥

[Platypus]

Denmark sounds cool! Everything is the same as Australia, except colder and with last call at 4 instead of 5.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Reading this thread almost makes my social score drift right-ward.

[Gustaf]

I think Skol is used in all of them languages up there...any Scandinavians want to opine?  I know my sister says it and she lives in Sweden

As well as [Minnesota] Vikings fans.  Skol Vikings!

Yeah, but it is spelled "skål!"

And, as Swedish Cheese points out, Denmark got NOTHING on Sweden.

[k-onmmunist]

Reading this thread almost makes my social score drift right-ward.

LOL. Couldn't agree more. A few more months of this and I'll have JC's score.