So,yea, somethig is wrog with me today

[Conservative frontier]

Um, so i woke up today and i feel like sh**t and it's weird cuz now i can barely stand or eat and my throat hurts, and i when i woke up i thught i was having an affair with my friend's girlfriend, but then realized I was having an affair with my pillow. It's weird cuz my pillow was nowhere near me, and for the life of me i still can't find it.

I smell like sweat and now i'm pretty sure, i posted some weird sh**t on this forum in the past 30 minutes and don't reember any of it. Also, I'm wearing  my bathing suit cuz i thought my bed was on a ocean, so yea.

So, yea , um.. i'm gonnstop this attntion whore rant, cuz i'm pretty sure there's this thing somewhere tryig to eat me...

[Marokai Backbeat]

...uh....

[Sam Spade]

sophisticated trolling, eh.

[Conservative frontier]

Marokai, there' this fire thingy in your siggy, it's on fire, be careful it's might burn something. It just burned my screen mn, wtf? control that thing

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Dude, you got sold some funny weed or something. 

[Conservative frontier]

sophisticated trolling, eh.

No. It's too late for that! The party is over, ad jakey jakeserson has just be stuffed by ancy peolsi and her goats clooney.and the football touced the bullock in ravens.

[Swedish Rainbow Capitalist Cheese]

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I can't blame the pillow. I'd disappear as well if you were trying to have an affair with me.

[Conservative frontier]

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I can't blame the pillow. I'd disappear as well if you were trying to have an affair with me.

yea, that pillow was a cotton one anyways, everyone knows the cotton ones are hookers.

[Hash]

Step away from the computer.

[Conservative frontier]

What the cluck? it's like 4 : 55 AM here is woolih.

Έτσι, η χήνα ήταν άλαλη και ήταν μια ξύλινη αγελάδα φρακτών. Ποιο Κάνσας; πού; επάνω εκεί; εκεί λέτε; εσείς βέβαιοι; γιατί;

[Conservative frontier]

Step away from the computer.

Pourquoi ? êtes-vous un agent nazi allemand représentant la CIA encore ? vous renard astucieux !

[Conservative frontier]

freaking cotton pillows. Goo think i havei t's #

[Sewer]

everyone knows the cotton ones are hookers.

why have affair with hooker?

[Conservative frontier]

everyone knows the cotton ones are hookers.

why have affair with hooker?

I thought it was a good pillow, a marmalade pillow

[Lief 🗽]

Man, don't waste your first time taking acid on the fuçking computer. This should be a magical experience full of whimsy and exploration before coming down hard in a fit of paranoia and sheer terror.

[Conservative frontier]

no, i'm not on acid, i'm on anger pillow.

see :

"He's an American hero. And he's had his issues," Finchem said. "At the end of the day, he's a human being. We all make mistakes. My personal reaction was that his comments were heartfelt. He clearly recognizes that there has been serious impact to a wide range of individuals and organizations." -somebdy

He stole her pillow! DUHN SUHN SUNN~~~~~

[Hash]

You're getting boring. Somebody put an end to this nonsense already.

[Conservative frontier]

The truth will be out shortly in my histoic rally.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]