How many of you will actually benefit from the health care bill.

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

I don't have health insurance now. Now granted I could easily afford it, but I'd rather spend that money on booze, records and strippers. However the bill will subsidize me up the ass likely, so I get coverage and STILL can spend thousands on booze, records and strippers. Huzzah!

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

You know it's funny you say that because my name references an album I don't own because it's out of print and costs an arm and a leg now. I should probably go ahead and buy it now for twice the cost of a monthly health insurance plan for someone like me to celebrate. Need to check eBay...

Sounds good. Maybe I'll drop out of school and make a career out of working a teenager's job at the mall selling AT&T cell phones. Live the good life.

After all, why bother getting an education and working hard?

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

You know it's funny you say that because my name references an album I don't own because it's out of print and costs an arm and a leg now. I should probably go ahead and buy it now for twice the cost of a monthly health insurance plan for someone like me to celebrate. Need to check eBay...

Sounds good. Maybe I'll drop out of school and make a career out of working a teenager's job at the mall selling AT&T cell phones. Live the good life.

After all, why bother getting an education and working hard?

Actually I'm quite familiar firsthand that thanks to commission, AT&T sales reps can make a ton of money, like up to $35k a year, a lot more than teenagers. Of course to do so they often have to blatantly lie about products and I end up having to correct them, but regardless it's not a fast food type job for high schoolers.

Actually it is. Several friends of mine in high school got jobs selling cell phones in AT&T stores. But we're all in school still trying to succeed despite people like you plotting to use the government to leech off of us.

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

I currently am not getting a dime of government money or welfare of any type (unless the Minnesota renter's credit counts, but that's a stretch.)

You just admitted that you plan on exploiting this new Obama "healthcare" scheme for self-enrichment to pay for strip clubs and albums.

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

I certainly won't enjoy being forced to buy health insurance under threat of being fined.

Your enjoyment is irrelevant.

You support ObamaCare?

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

I'm sure I will, and so will my entire family.

It really is disgusting that any government money that could at least go to those who need it is wasted on able-bodied people who simply refuse to work, like you.

Maybe you'd be able to afford health insurance if you didn't waste so much of the money you already get on video games and Kindles and iPods.