An Observation About The Start of Mikado's Tenure as Moderator NEW FEATURE

[Bo]

You suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Mikado]

I'm very tempted to sticky this.

[Senator Libertas]

You suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong? I think he's done a good job thus far; better than I was expecting, at least.

[The Mikado]

Locked and stickied.

[Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel]

You're way too uptight to have moderator privileges. Get a life.

Or is that what PMs are for?

Please. Don't even pretend like you think I care. Lock this. Delete it. None of your little moderator features accomplish anything so just stop wasting your time.

You can't moderate me. Give it up.

I've added vane's response to me, because it makes me smile.  And let this be a note to all trolls: I am not a fascist; I am not an authoritarian; however, if you violate the ToS, I will perform my mod duties.

[The Mikado]

I've added vane's response to me, because it makes me smile.  And let this be a note to all trolls: I am not a fascist; I am not an authoritarian; however, if you violate the ToS, I will perform my mod duties.

You want to make this thread the new home of hilarious rants against us?  Fine by me.

[Bo]

HS. Stop spamming! You're supposed to be the Moderator around here.

EDIT by The Mikado:

This post was in response to this thread:

http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=116881.0

[East Coast Republican]

I make a post about my cat and it is gone within 5 minutes.

This is the off topic board.  Apparently, the moderators (still on their lame ego their lame ego trip) don't understand the meaning of off topic.

[The Mikado]

Inks, couldn't you have moved ECR's post and just done away with the responses?  They ruin the point of the thread.

[The Mikado]

No longer locked (for now), this is the 100 Flowers Campaign.  Post your thoughts about Mikado and Inks, or the mods in general, here.

"Letting a hundred flowers blossom and a hundred schools of thought contend." -Mao Zedong Me.

[Torie]

No longer locked (for now), this is the 100 Flowers Campaign.  Post your thoughts about Mikado and Inks, or the mods in general, here.

"Letting a hundred flowers blossom and a hundred schools of thought contend." -Mao Zedong Me.

Didn't that campaign come to a bad end, after some silly folks actually thought that no dire consequences would ensue if they took Mao up on his offer to bloom? 

[Χahar]

No longer locked (for now), this is the 100 Flowers Campaign.  Post your thoughts about Mikado and Inks, or the mods in general, here.

"Letting a hundred flowers blossom and a hundred schools of thought contend." -Mao Zedong Me.

Didn't that campaign come to a bad end, after some silly folks actually thought that no dire consequences would ensue if they took Mao up on his offer to bloom? 

It's strange that that quote is so well known when the campaign was so unimportant.

[Snowguy716]

Some nice quotes that sum up the Mikado and Inks' tenure:

"It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black."

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”

“You have delighted us long enough.”

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.”

“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.”

“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.”

“Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.”

“I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you.”

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”

“The problem with common sense is that most people are morons.”

“What have you been reading, the Gospel According to St. Bastard?”

“100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?”

“I thank God that you are unique!”



And that about sums it up.  Have a wonderful day. 

[Lunar]

Why not delock the thread?

[Grumps]

I think our friend is relaxing a bit more and getting used to his role.  Soon he'll hide in the background like Alcon did and abandon public scoldings.   But don't cross him or he'll vanquish you to internet hell. 

Inks on the other hand................................ 

[Vasall des Midas]

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”

“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.”

“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.”

“I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you.”

“I thank God that you are unique!”

Heh, nice lines.

[Snowguy716]

My favorite was
"I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you"

How true that often can be on teh internets

[Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel]

No longer locked (for now), this is the 100 Flowers Campaign.  Post your thoughts about Mikado and Inks, or the mods in general, here.

"Letting a hundred flowers blossom and a hundred schools of thought contend." -Mao Zedong Me.

This thread was locked

[The Mikado]

No longer locked (for now), this is the 100 Flowers Campaign.  Post your thoughts about Mikado and Inks, or the mods in general, here.

"Letting a hundred flowers blossom and a hundred schools of thought contend." -Mao Zedong Me.

This thread was locked

And will be locked again.  I opened it up as a free speech zone to bitch us out.  Now's the time to air your grievances against me, Inky!

[King]

Hi,

The Mikado is a ing piece of dirty sh**tty ass whose brainless simplemindedness is simply mind-numbing.  I know it's asking a lot but would be swell if you shut your period-stained box for a minute.

Inks, I hope you die and go to hell.  When you get there, I hope Satan fists you unmercifully for the next 1000 years while the ghost of Ronald Reagan teabags you simultaneously.

Thanks,

King

[bullmoose88]

Why would a soul need testicles?

[Sewer]

but i like milkado

[Joe Republic]

You forgot Poland Alcon.

[Senator Kalwejt]

So lonely without death points?

[Grumps]

You forgot Poland Alcon.

Alcon's doing what you were doing these past few months......living life and forgetting about this place.......I'm tired of seeing the prick look so happy on his FB........tired of it I say!!!   F**k Alcon and his happy life, F**k him I say!