Does the juxtaposition of 90s music and attempte terrorist attacks perplex you?

[Boris]

So we're playing flip cup and we lose the first four games or so, but after a roster shakeup we start kicking ass. Third eye blind is playing and all of a sudden word of an attempted terrorist attack on times square reaches the collective consciousness. So I text my brother who lives in NYC and he's like, "bro, i'm grinding with a hot blonde. What the hell are you talking about?" and through his drunkeness in a brooklyn nightclub he presents a valid point: why? I just wanna drink, smoke, watch NHL hockey in high definition, and fco hot girls. Call me Canadian, call me what you will, but it's the truth. But I don't see how that justifies someone trying to blow up sh**t. Look, guys, we can accomplish a lot if we just stick together, play some pong, and take a few hits from the volcano, and just listen to all that seemingly content late 1990s alternative rock. The terrorists, the government - they don't realize that we can transcend their existence. But it's going to take more than criticisizing the national health service "in theory" behind your computer screen. 

[Eraserhead]

This kind of stuff is why you remind me of Boss Tweed.

[k-onmmunist]

Ah, Boris. You are one of the highlights of this forum.

[Хahar 🤔]

This kind of stuff is why you remind me of Boss Tweed.

They're basically the same person.

[Lief 🗽]

This kind of stuff is why you remind me of Boss Tweed.

They're basically the same person.

Boris likes hockey, Tweed likes baseball.

[The Mikado]

I've actually never cared for Boris' streams of consciousness, mainly because they're always basically the same thing.

[Хahar 🤔]

This kind of stuff is why you remind me of Boss Tweed.

They're basically the same person.

Boris likes hockey, Tweed likes baseball.

Eh, I talk to Boris a lot about baseball too.

I've actually never cared for Boris' streams of consciousness, mainly because they're always basically the same thing.

Well, yeah, but that same thing is vitally important.

[The Mikado]

This kind of stuff is why you remind me of Boss Tweed.

They're basically the same person.

Boris likes hockey, Tweed likes baseball.

Eh, I talk to Boris a lot about baseball too.

I've actually never cared for Boris' streams of consciousness, mainly because they're always basically the same thing.

Well, yeah, but that same thing is vitally important.

I kind of wish we had a "Boris and Tweed's nihilistic ramblings" thread where they could post side-by-side.  If you put enough of them together, you'd end up with some sort of avant-garde epistolary novel.  Move aside, Jack Kerouac, this will be the On The Road of the 2000s.

[Хahar 🤔]

This kind of stuff is why you remind me of Boss Tweed.

They're basically the same person.

Boris likes hockey, Tweed likes baseball.

Eh, I talk to Boris a lot about baseball too.

I've actually never cared for Boris' streams of consciousness, mainly because they're always basically the same thing.

Well, yeah, but that same thing is vitally important.

I kind of wish we had a "Boris and Tweed's nihilistic ramblings" thread where they could post side-by-side.  If you put enough of them together, you'd end up with some sort of avant-garde epistolary novel.  Move aside, Jack Kerouac, this will be the On The Road of the 2000s.

Yes. We must have this.

[Magic 8-Ball]

Hmm...Boris, your rants are pretty good, and I can tell you've been studying, but you still need to spend some more time at the feet of the master.


Where is Angus when you need him?

[Хahar 🤔]

Just noticed the amusing dig at Vepres.