Office of former Governor Oakvale: Adios, all, and thank you!

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So, I've been elected to a position in which, I won't deny, not much happens, in an uncontested election in an admittedly one-party region.

You lucky bastard. I always faced competentive elections

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You lucky bastard, in Midwest I had nothing to do

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Yikes whats that load finger scratching on blackboard noise?

-Oh thats just Xahar trying to scare the new JCPer away.

Xahar is a bully. Ignore him.

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You're not actually going to do anything.

Yeah, the Pacific kind of sucks like that.

Midwest can be worse.

At least you'd open and close vooting boths.

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Ah, in Pacific it's so easy to get a promotion rapidly.

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On the advice of Midwest Lieutenant Governor whateverthehelltheycallitoverthere Kalwejt, I've decided to produce an ad (of sorts) for my election campaign.

Here's me, working hard for the region.

*cheesy 80s music blares*

*runs up mountain*

*hughughug*

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Good luck!