Comedy Goldmine XIII: Rand Paul's Last Dance with Mary Jane

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Yet another example of how Obama is bad for America.

Don't deny yourself: what would the President do?  Have your ciggy.

[minionofmidas]

We'll leave what this is about to your imagination.

the Truth?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Don't miss Gporter's next timelines !
- Kennedy almost survives from his assassination attempt, but eventually dies.
- Confederacy almost wins war, but eventually loses.
- Mondale comes extremely close from winning, but eventually loses.
- John McCain loses after an extremely close and thrillin election.
- Edmund Muskie almost gets the 1972 democratic nomination, but in a massive upset McGovern takes it.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

"BRTD runs for president, what state does he do better in?"

Insanity

[SvenssonRS]

I don't agree with a lot of his positions, but he is a good man with more integrity than any other American politician that comes to mind.

the guy is a racist who openly opposes the "homosexual agenda". The guy is nut and if he lived next store he would probably get his sh**t rocked.

At age 74, Ron Paul could still kick your ass.

[The Mikado]

And marking this with an infraction will result in the recipient being sent a message about them being an f'n dicksucker when they get a warning for 4 infractions, which is completely out of line.

[Lunar]

Some people can't control their language in their reporting of other people's posts, is all I'm going to say.  Would have censored my language if I knew it was gonna be ctrl+c'd over to the public.

[The Mikado]

Some people can't control their language in their reporting of other people's posts, is all I'm going to say.  Would have censored my language if I knew it was gonna be ctrl+c'd over to the public.

You just said what the guy in question said.  The post's also an object lesson: cursing people out when you report posts may...just may...make us less likely to follow through on your complaint.

[Joe Republic]

What states would I do best in?

It's hard to measure the differences between fractions that small.

[Lunar]

Both of my friends died from a drug overdose this year. heroin if anyone wants to know.

sounds like you figuratively and literally need to find a new group of friends

lol!

[k-onmmunist]

Watching you two debate is immensely depressing.

[Landslide Lyndon]

I support the policy because sending kids home from school is a treat.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Check out for contest.

I was being serious.

So am I.

So are you going to post a map or not?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Dave shows some life:

I had no idea that so many people in Pakistan and the Philippines have such an interest in US Elections.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I$rael

Welcome to "I'm not an anti-Semite, only an anti-Zionist!" with your host, The Mikado!  What do you have for us today, Mikado?

Thank you for the warm introduction.  Today, we're going to talk about things like "Zioni$m" and "I$rael."  These words have roots in anti-Semitic propaganda alleging conspiracies among Jewish moneylenders, and is usually used by the sort of people that believe theories about the de Rothschild family to indicate their belief that "Jew money" has unduly influenced political and social leaders.  These signs are typically associated with people that are not just anti-Zionist, but anti-Semitic!"

There you have it, folks!  See you next time on "I'm not an anti-Semite, only an anti-Zionist!"

  That is beautiful.

[Bo]

Check out for context.

I was being serious.

So am I.

So are you going to post a map or not?

Corrected typo.

[Joe Republic]

Congrats 'Beau, you've finally found your function on the Atlas Forum.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Check out for context.

I was being serious.

So am I.

So are you going to post a map or not?

Corrected typo.

Stay away from this thread.

[Lunar]

italy is playing badly. but i have hope! lets get a real goal italy.

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[President Mitt]

Yes. Birth of a Nation is one of the most important movies ever, but only film classes ever see it.

Awesome movie. I had the VHS of it but lost it when I moved, much to my chagrin because it took me forever to find in the first place.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

italy is playing badly. but i have hope! lets get a real goal italy.

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Huh?

[Хahar 🤔]

italy is playing badly. but i have hope! lets get a real goal italy.

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Huh?

The comment was made after the game ended.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

italy is playing badly. but i have hope! lets get a real goal italy.

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Huh?

The comment was made after the game ended.

it is called already recorded and woke up late.

[Gustaf]

Yeah. Those were the golden days. Ah, how I love to just sit, smoke a pipe and reminisce about those posts.

Check thread for context.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Make sure to see the OP:

JESUS CHRIST BRTD i told you this sh**t in confidence