Glorious Korean People's Border Guards Kill 3 Chinese Traders In Shootout

[The Mikado]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/asia_pacific/10263325.stm

Glorious border guard saw four foolish Chinese illegal traders in Dandong, Liaoning Province, China.  With brave resolve, he defended the Fatherland by firing across river at black market smugglers, killing three of the Chinese smugglers.  The fourth, injured, escaped with his life and the knowledge of the will of the People of Korea.  The heretical Chinese petit-bourgeois government, renouncers of Marx, formally complained, but the Korean Leader will never apologize for defending the people.

[Lunar]

I thought this was originally going to be making fun of jm's threads, but with the bbc link, all is lost.



That said, North Korea might not want to bite the hand that feeds it.

[2952-0-0]

The bourgeoisie government of China will embark on a mission to enable the Dear Leader of the Korean People to join his father, the Dear Leader and Eternal President.

[John Dibble]

The bourgeoisie government of China will embark on a mission to enable the Dear Leader of the Korean People to join his father, the Dear Leader and Eternal President.

If only that were the case.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

His father is the Great Leader, not another Dear Leader.  His third son and likely successor is The Brilliant Comrade.

[k-onmmunist]

The Dear Leader will triumph over the Revisionist Chinese and their bourgeois western allies!

[The Mikado]

The Dear Leader will triumph over the Revisionist Chinese and their bourgeois western allies!

See, the downside to your becoming a self-described communist is that I can't be 100% sure you're joking.

[Psychic Octopus]

The Dear Leader will triumph over the Revisionist Chinese and their bourgeois western allies!

LOL