Any girl that writes that much wants to bang you, yeah.
Incorrect, actually; I comment of that length would've been short relative to the comments from females in my yearbooks, and I sincerely doubt some 20-odd girls had a crush on me. This is something that has changed over time; I found my mom's senior yearbook, and the comments from the guys have always been as terse ("have a good summer - greg"/"you're really cool have a good life - scott") but girls' yearbook comments seem to have increased in size exponentially.