How many times have you been arrested?

[angus]

I just got a speeding ticket for 15 over but they only wrote it for 5 over and it still was $126 dollars.

You're lucky. In most states 15 over becomes reckless driving and that is NOT a ticket you want to pay PLUS it even has to be mentioned on future applications for employment and in background investigations for a security clearance.

I never wear my seatbelt.

Wow. I bet you're so proud.

You know what? You're a g idiot. But what can I expect from a Democrat. Most of them are socialists.

I'm a g idiot? hah, I'm not the one who doesn't wear my seatbelt on principle.

Troll.

Yes States ... you are officially a troll.

Wanker,

Was I talking to you?

now, now, boys.  that's just the speed talking   

[Wakie]

Wanker,

Was I talking to you?

God I hope not.  Was New Federalist talking to you when you jumped into this thread?

[A18]

I've been convicted of second degree murder, but I got off cause I'm rich.

I *hope* this was a joke

No. It wasn't.

Okay, this I have to know. What happened?

Self-defense. A neighbor was reporting his wife going loony, so we went over to check. She pulled a knife out on us, didn't do anything with it, just stood there. Needless to say, I took care of her.

But did you have to kill her?

[??????????]

Wanker,

Was I talking to you?

God I hope not.  Was New Federalist talking to you when you jumped into this thread?

Somebody please call a Waaahmbulance. Seriously.

[dazzleman]

I was pulled over for doing 20 over and got away with just a no seatbelt ticket (i did have a seatbelt on though). you see, I hit 5000 miles and the little needs oil/maintenance required light started blinking. So I hit the hazard lights and sped away to the nearest auto-shop. HAHA.....sigh........that was dumb........

You got lucky.  The no-seatbelt ticket is a standard ploy by a cop who pulls you over for something worse, is basically letting you off, but has to give you something.  What did you say to the cop to get him to let you off so easy?

[Reaganfan]

Just turned 16. Never got arrested, and never plan on getting arrested.

[Nation]

I've been convicted of second degree murder, but I got off cause I'm rich.

I *hope* this was a joke

No. It wasn't.

Okay, this I have to know. What happened?

Self-defense. A neighbor was reporting his wife going loony, so we went over to check. She pulled a knife out on us, didn't do anything with it, just stood there. Needless to say, I took care of her.

But did you have to kill her?

She had that look in her eyes -- she would have struck first, trust me.

[opebo]

I've never been arrested, but I do something illegal almost every day!

[??????????]

I've never been arrested, but I do something illegal almost every day!

Do you sleep with minors in Thailand?

[opebo]

I've never been arrested, but I do something illegal almost every day!

Do you sleep with minors in Thailand?

Good lord, certainly not!  And I resent the suggestion. 

Any form of sex which involves a financial transaction is illegal in the vast majority of countries, including some - like Thailand - where the law is not enforced.

Interestingly, in addition to the above, U.S. citizens are liable for prosecution for acts which are legal in the country they're visiting - for example prostitution in Brazil - but illegal in the U.S.!  Land of the Free

[Redefeatbush04]

I was pulled over for doing 20 over and got away with just a no seatbelt ticket (i did have a seatbelt on though). you see, I hit 5000 miles and the little needs oil/maintenance required light started blinking. So I hit the hazard lights and sped away to the nearest auto-shop. HAHA.....sigh........that was dumb........

You got lucky.  The no-seatbelt ticket is a standard ploy by a cop who pulls you over for something worse, is basically letting you off, but has to give you something.  What did you say to the cop to get him to let you off so easy?

The truth. That I am a young driver and that I had no clue what the hell the blinking light meant, and that I wanted to get to the auto shop as fast as possible to see if it was a serious problem. Turns out I just needed oil, and he let me know that. The fact that I had EXACTLY 5000 miles on my odometer didn't hurt either. I had never been pulled over before. I have never been in an accident. That was my only driving infraction.

[Dave from Michigan]

I came close to being arrested but me and my brother ran away and the cops didn't catch us. Although if they had we most likely would not have been arrested.

[Nym90]

I've never been arrested.

[dazzleman]

I've never been arrested.

Earlier in the thread, you told a funny story about throwing marshmallows at a football game, and getting fined for it.  I guess that's the closest you've come to getting arrested.

I've never been arrested either, though I could have been on a few occasions.

[Nym90]

I've never been arrested.

Earlier in the thread, you told a funny story about throwing marshmallows at a football game, and getting fined for it.  I guess that's the closest you've come to getting arrested.

I've never been arrested either, though I could have been on a few occasions.

Yeah, that was it. Getting thrown out of the football game and the speeding tickets is about the extent of it.

[adam]

Once.

I threw one of those fast food cups half full of orange soda at Rick Perry. I missed though.

[??????????]

Once.

I threw one of those fast food cups half full of orange soda at Rick Perry. I missed though.

Real nice.

[nclib]

I've never been arrested.

[Nym90]

Once.

I threw one of those fast food cups half full of orange soda at Rick Perry. I missed though.

At the Governor? Wow. I'm surprised you didn't get in a lot of trouble for that. I guess they forgave you for missing.

[adam]

Once.

I threw one of those fast food cups half full of orange soda at Rick Perry. I missed though.

At the Governor? Wow. I'm surprised you didn't get in a lot of trouble for that. I guess they forgave you for missing.

Well, my mom had to bail me out. I was supposed to spend three days in. Trouble or not, I wish I could plowed Governor Goodhair right in the face with it. Would have made my decade.

[??????????]

Once.

I threw one of those fast food cups half full of orange soda at Rick Perry. I missed though.

At the Governor? Wow. I'm surprised you didn't get in a lot of trouble for that. I guess they forgave you for missing.

Well, my mom had to bail me out. I was supposed to spend three days in. Trouble or not, I wish I could plowed Governor Goodhair right in the face with it. Would have made my decade.

You're proud of acting like an idiot?

[MaC]

you mean this year?

[Smash255]

Never, only infraction was a speeding ticket

[dazzleman]

Never, only infraction was a speeding ticket

Only one speeding ticket?  Dude, you're slacking....  You should at least 4 or 5 by now...

I think Nation's got the best driving record on here, though I doubt he's ever been arrested.

[??????????]

Never, only infraction was a speeding ticket

Only one speeding ticket?  Dude, you're slacking....  You should at least 4 or 5 by now...

I think Nation's got the best driving record on here, though I doubt he's ever been arrested.

I found out a way to avoid speeding ticket points from showing up on your record. A friend of mine knows someone who works for the DMV and told him the way to avoid getting points, it actually works.