Opinion of Daniel Inouye

[Joe Republic]

What is your opinion of our new Senate President pro tempore, and highest ranking Asian American in history?

I don't know much about his politics, but it's not important.  I can think of at least three very good reasons why he should be considered an "epic FF", as the morons of the forum would say.

First, he has served his state in Congress since its creation.  This impressive feat of longevity was shared only with Strom Thurmond until his retirement in 2003.

Second, following the death of his first wife (of 57 years [!] ) in 2006, he remarried in 2008 at the sprightly age of 85.  Plus, his new wife is 24 years his junior, which shows that he's still doing something right.  Pay attention, gentlemen.

Third, and perhaps most importantly of all, is the circumstance by which he lost his right arm.  I'll leave it to his Medal of Honor citation for the details of his ultimate badassery:

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[Kaine for Senate '18]

A great man, both for his views, and for his service to his State and Country.  Epic FF.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

FF for sure. Wow he really has represented in Hawaii in Congress for all of its statehood. Wow.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

A War hero, brave, a fierce fighter both for his country and for his state. That alone is FF material. He is also a loyal friend (campaigned for Ted Stevens in 2008).

His ideology and his taste for fine Hawaiian style pork leave something to be desired though.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

First, he has served his state in Congress since its creation.  This impressive feat of longevity was shared only with Strom Thurmond until his retirement in 2003.

Despite the popular impression, Thurmond was not around in 1789 when Congress was created.

[Bo]

FF.

[Joe Republic]

First, he has served his state in Congress since its creation.  This impressive feat of longevity was shared only with Strom Thurmond until his retirement in 2003.

Despite the popular impression, Thurmond was not around in 1789 when Congress was created.

You lie!

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

First, he has served his state in Congress since its creation.  This impressive feat of longevity was shared only with Strom Thurmond until his retirement in 2003.

Despite the popular impression, Thurmond was not around in 1789 when Congress was created.

You lie!

I prefer this Wilson:

[Хahar 🤔]

Second, following the death of his first wife (of 57 years [!] ) in 2006, he remarried in 2008 at the sprightly age of 85.  Plus, his new wife is 24 years his junior, which shows that he's still doing something right.  Pay attention, gentlemen.

That still makes her 61.

[Joe Republic]

Second, following the death of his first wife (of 57 years [!] ) in 2006, he remarried in 2008 at the sprightly age of 85.  Plus, his new wife is 24 years his junior, which shows that he's still doing something right.  Pay attention, gentlemen.

That still makes her 61.

So?  He was already more than old enough to legally drink alcohol at the time she was being born.  That makes him a motherfudgin P.I.M.P.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

FF

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I applaud his military service.  That is all.

[The Mikado]

Second, following the death of his first wife (of 57 years [!] ) in 2006, he remarried in 2008 at the sprightly age of 85.  Plus, his new wife is 24 years his junior, which shows that he's still doing something right.  Pay attention, gentlemen.

That still makes her 61.

So?  He was already more than old enough to legally drink alcohol at the time she was being born.  That makes him a motherfudgin P.I.M.P.

I've asked this before, but does your wife read Atlas?

[Derek]

HP for voting for the health care bill.

[Joe Republic]

Second, following the death of his first wife (of 57 years [!] ) in 2006, he remarried in 2008 at the sprightly age of 85.  Plus, his new wife is 24 years his junior, which shows that he's still doing something right.  Pay attention, gentlemen.

That still makes her 61.

So?  He was already more than old enough to legally drink alcohol at the time she was being born.  That makes him a motherfudgin P.I.M.P.

I've asked this before, but does your wife read Atlas?

lolno, but she knows I do.  I'm allowed to have this one dorky habit, and in return I allow her to read the Twilight books, but we have an understanding to never talk to each other about either topic.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

First, he has served his state in Congress since its creation.  This impressive feat of longevity was shared only with Strom Thurmond until his retirement in 2003.

Despite the popular impression, Thurmond was not around in 1789 when Congress was created.

He wasn't?