It is interesting that the unemployment rate goes down the more folks cease to look for work and just sit on their ass. Does this annoy you as much as it annoys me?
Yes, but neither you or I are a government statistican or enabler or whatever.
No, you're two lazy privileged members of an idle, parasitic elite, who resent when your inferiors don't either struggle ceaselessly or die, as you have come to expect of them.
You should be so lucky that Sam and I are "idle." In fact, we are not idle, and are using our legal skills and vast wealth to screw the little guy and make his life as miserable as possible 24/7. I am surprised that you would think otherwise. Being the oppressor takes work!