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« Reply #75 on: July 08, 2010, 04:55:16 pm »
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« Reply #76 on: July 08, 2010, 05:36:44 pm »
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5. Anybody who votes against this bill will be taken to Buffalo Bill's place for some good ole fashioned coerced man lovin' to be "re-educated".

This paragraph is very fascist.
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« Reply #77 on: July 08, 2010, 05:50:59 pm »
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Besides the obvious issues with all the other paragraphs, I thought we decriminalized cocaine already?

Someone better check.

THis is for FREE COCAINE, not decriminalized cocaine.
The right to get high is an inalienable right for every Midwest citizen.
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« Reply #78 on: July 08, 2010, 05:56:02 pm »
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How do we make Wendy's give free Spicy Chicken Nugget meals?
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« Reply #79 on: July 08, 2010, 08:14:50 pm »
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Why? Why universal cocaine not universal Mary Jane? Angry

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« Reply #80 on: July 08, 2010, 08:26:41 pm »
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Why? Why universal cocaine not universal Mary Jane? Angry

Mechaman is Marijuana hater. Shame on you, shame.

Marijuana is overrated.

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How do we make Wendy's give free Spicy Chicken Nugget meals?

Tax funding for said meals?
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« Reply #81 on: July 08, 2010, 08:34:14 pm »
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Sorry Mech, we are not here to fund your drug habit.  You will have to pay for that yourself.
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« Reply #82 on: July 08, 2010, 10:43:56 pm »
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I would like to propose an amendment, such that all uses of "cocaine" are replaced with "*hughughug*".
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« Reply #83 on: July 09, 2010, 06:02:35 am »
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Marijuana is overrated.

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« Reply #84 on: July 09, 2010, 10:40:15 am »
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No.

Besides the obvious issues with all the other paragraphs, I thought we decriminalized cocaine already?

Someone better check.

THis is for FREE COCAINE, not decriminalized cocaine.
Oh. Okay, I suggest an amendment.

Text of Section 5 to be replaced with "Except for Mechaman. No free coke for Mechaman. Ever."
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« Reply #85 on: July 09, 2010, 02:26:02 pm »
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Universal Cocaine:

1. Cocaine shall be free and readily available for all Midwest citizens.
2. And when I say cocaine I mean COCAINE MOTHAF***A, not that weakass "crack" sh*t.
3. Free 40 pc Spicy Chicken Nugget meal from Wendys per bag of cocaine.
4. Have each Spicy Chicken Nugget meal from Wendys come with a special commemorative gold plated plaque with Vepres face on it with the words "Il nomine Patri. Et Fili. Spiritus Sancti." in LED running along the outside.
5. Anybody who votes against this bill will be taken to Buffalo Bill's place for some good ole fashioned coerced man lovin' to be "re-educated".

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« Reply #86 on: July 09, 2010, 03:49:26 pm »
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No.

Besides the obvious issues with all the other paragraphs, I thought we decriminalized cocaine already?

Someone better check.

THis is for FREE COCAINE, not decriminalized cocaine.
Oh. Okay, I suggest an amendment.

Text of Section 5 to be replaced with "Except for Mechaman. No free coke for Mechaman. Ever."

Mechaman accepts or not? If not, we'll vote on it

(rules are rules, even for retarted joke laws)
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« Reply #87 on: July 09, 2010, 04:05:35 pm »
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No.

Besides the obvious issues with all the other paragraphs, I thought we decriminalized cocaine already?

Someone better check.

THis is for FREE COCAINE, not decriminalized cocaine.
Oh. Okay, I suggest an amendment.

Text of Section 5 to be replaced with "Except for Mechaman. No free coke for Mechaman. Ever."

Mechaman accepts or not? If not, we'll vote on it

(rules are rules, even for retarted joke laws)

F*** you, that's what I have to say.
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« Reply #88 on: July 09, 2010, 04:11:59 pm »
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No.

Besides the obvious issues with all the other paragraphs, I thought we decriminalized cocaine already?

Someone better check.

THis is for FREE COCAINE, not decriminalized cocaine.
Oh. Okay, I suggest an amendment.

Text of Section 5 to be replaced with "Except for Mechaman. No free coke for Mechaman. Ever."

Mechaman accepts or not? If not, we'll vote on it

(rules are rules, even for retarted joke laws)

F*** you, that's what I have to say.
I would never do anything of the kind.

Now, as to that little* girl that you had in your signature together with yourself and that SuperMario cutout... Sho'thing! Send'er over!

*as in height.
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« Reply #89 on: July 09, 2010, 04:18:12 pm »
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No.

Besides the obvious issues with all the other paragraphs, I thought we decriminalized cocaine already?

Someone better check.

THis is for FREE COCAINE, not decriminalized cocaine.
Oh. Okay, I suggest an amendment.

Text of Section 5 to be replaced with "Except for Mechaman. No free coke for Mechaman. Ever."

Mechaman accepts or not? If not, we'll vote on it

(rules are rules, even for retarted joke laws)

F*** you, that's what I have to say.
I would never do anything of the kind.

Now, as to that little* girl that you had in your signature together with yourself and that SuperMario cutout... Sho'thing! Send'er over!

*as in height.

Creeper.
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« Reply #90 on: July 09, 2010, 06:13:05 pm »
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Vote to attach proposed Lewis amendment to this... proposal.

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« Reply #91 on: July 09, 2010, 06:13:30 pm »
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Grin

No coke for you ever again, bro
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« Reply #92 on: July 09, 2010, 07:38:11 pm »
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Point of parliamentary procedure: there is another amendment on the floor.
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« Reply #93 on: July 09, 2010, 07:41:40 pm »
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Ok, sorry for being not-paying attention bastard Sad

I would like to propose an amendment, such that all uses of "cocaine" are replaced with "*hughughug*".

Vote for 2 amendments at one.
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« Reply #94 on: July 09, 2010, 07:42:36 pm »
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Thus:

Lewis Amendment: Grin

Ilikeverin Amendment: Grin
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« Reply #95 on: July 09, 2010, 07:42:41 pm »
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Grin on both amendments!
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« Reply #96 on: July 09, 2010, 07:43:47 pm »
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Also.

I know that's not really in law, but in order to test such a possibility, I hereby leave Alțing business for some time and hereby designate Ilikeverin as Presiding Officer pro tempore.
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« Reply #97 on: July 09, 2010, 07:45:26 pm »
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Lewis Amendment: Grin

Ilikeverin Amendment: Grin
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« Reply #98 on: July 09, 2010, 08:33:03 pm »
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Bastards.

Lewis Amendment: Abstain
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« Reply #99 on: July 10, 2010, 12:40:20 am »
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Also.

I know that's not really in law, but in order to test such a possibility, I hereby leave Alțing business for some time and hereby designate Ilikeverin as Presiding Officer pro tempore.

I accept this responsibility, though I'd like to make sure everyone knows that I may not be able to execute it perfectly until Sunday at the earliest Smiley
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