Midwest Universal Alþing Proposal Introducing Thread

[ilikeverin]

Xahar Honorary Midwestern citizenship Bill

1. Xahar is hereby a Honorary Midwestern.
2. Honorary Midwestern citizens may debate, propose and vote in the Midwest Universal Alþing.

ilikeverin

Al Widdershins Honorary Midwestern citizenship Bill

Al Widdershins is hereby a Honorary Midwestern citizen.

ilikeverin

Midwest Universal Alþing Standing Rules Act

1. The prodecure of debating and passing the proposals is as follows:
a. Citizen submitt the project to the proposal thread
b. In order of time when proposals were places, the Presiding Officer shall bring them to the floor
c. There is 24 hours, unless Presiding Officer decides on a request to extend this time, period for a debate and proposed amendments. If amendments are considered friendly, they're automatically attached to the project. If not, vote must be held.
d. Authors are free to withdraw the proposal at any momeny
e. After the debate vote is to be held and shall last next 24 hours, unless all citizens voted before or unless on a request of minimum three citizens the Presiding Officer decided to extend the time, which may not suprass 48 hours
f. Rules of voting: emoticon means aye vote, nay and abstention

2. Dual tracking rule
a. Only one project can be considered at the time by process of amending and voting
b. However, citizens may discuss at the time the next in line, but without amending and voting

3. Discipline (Teddy secition)
a. The Presiding officer shall be empowered to suspend citizen participation in debate (but not voting) for breaking the rules and unlury behavior

4. Absence
a. In case of the ican'tbelieveitwasn'tformerlyknownasverin declared leave of remaining offline for more than 48 hours, the already designated person, known as Presiding Office pro tempore of the Alþing, shall temporary preside
b. ican'tbelieveitwasn'tformerlyknownasverin is required to designate the Presiding Officer pro tempore

ilikeverin (in preparation to amend, o/c)

All Atlasian citizens are declared honorary Midwestern citizens, with full voting rights in the Alþing.

ilikeverin

Midwest Alþing Acceptable Transliterations Act

1. Acceptable transliterations of "Alþing" are:

a. Althing
b. Sacred Seat of Nym's Cookies
c. Unholy Temple to Everett's Hugs
d. Brunsel Memorial Gardens

May I here propose a friendly amendment to add
e.  Alþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþing

Accepted as friendly.

[Sewer]

Al Widdershins Honorary Midwestern citizenship Bill

Al Widdershins is hereby a Honorary Midwestern citizen.

ilikeverin

Sewer Socialist

[minionofmidas]

*hughughug* Act

When any Midwestern citizen says *hughughug*, they shall mean *hughughug* MOTHAF***A, or they must surrender a five-ducat fine to the Midwestern government.

x Lewis Trondheim

Xahar Honorary Midwestern citizenship Bill

1. Xahar is hereby a Honorary Midwestern.
2. Honorary Midwestern citizens may debate, propose and vote in the Midwest Universal Alþing.

x Lewis Trondheim

THE THAT THIS BE OUR NEW SEAL ACT

x Lewis Trondheim

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

*hughughug* Act

When any Midwestern citizen says *hughughug*, they shall mean *hughughug* MOTHAF***A, or they must surrender a five-ducat fine to the Midwestern government.

x Lewis Trondheim

Xahar Honorary Midwestern citizenship Bill

1. Xahar is hereby a Honorary Midwestern.
2. Honorary Midwestern citizens may debate, propose and vote in the Midwest Universal Alþing.

x Lewis Trondheim

THE THAT THIS BE OUR NEW SEAL ACT

x Lewis Trondheim

I not only sign these, but ALL the above proposals as well.

[Hans-im-Glück]

Al Widdershins Honorary Midwestern citizenship Bill

Al Widdershins is hereby a Honorary Midwestern citizen.

ilikeverin

Sewer Socialist

*hughughug* Act

When any Midwestern citizen says *hughughug*, they shall mean *hughughug* MOTHAF***A, or they must surrender a five-ducat fine to the Midwestern government.

x Lewis Trondheim

Xahar Honorary Midwestern citizenship Bill

1. Xahar is hereby a Honorary Midwestern.
2. Honorary Midwestern citizens may debate, propose and vote in the Midwest Universal Alþing.

x Lewis Trondheim

THE THAT THIS BE OUR NEW SEAL ACT

x Lewis Trondheim

x Hans-im-Glück

[Hans-im-Glück]

I have changed my opinion.

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I don't support this proposals. I like Al and Xahar and I want to see them here in the Alþing, but when they want it then they must come to midwest. This proposals are unfair to the citizens of Midwest.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I have changed my opinion.

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I don't support this proposals. I like Al and Xahar and I want to see them here in the Alþing, but when they want it then they must come to midwest. This proposals are unfair to the citizens of Midwest.

I have nothing against making both Honorary Citizens but get straight: you can't vote in two regions. It's just like me voting in Althing and being a member of Southeast legislature.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Al Widdershins Honorary Midwestern citizenship Bill

x Kalwejt

[minionofmidas]

Enslave Canadians Proposition
All Canadians are hereby declared slaves of the Midwest government.
This bill shall have no practical effects.


Winston asked for someone to introduce such a bill. I think he meant in the Senate, though.

[Sewer]

Enslave Canadians Proposition
All Canadians are hereby declared slaves of the Midwest government.
This bill shall have no practical effects.

X Sewer Socialist

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Enslave Sewer Socialist Act

1. Sewer Socialist is hereby a slave, known now as Slave 00001
2. 00001 Slave shall be owned by each citizen for a period of two days
3. You can't say *hughughug* to a slave
4. No caked for slaves
5. This bill have only a practical means
6. Hahaha

[k-onmmunist]

What have I done O_O

[ilikeverin]

Enslave Canadians Proposition
All Canadians are hereby declared slaves of the Midwest government.
This bill shall have no practical effects.


Winston asked for someone to introduce such a bill. I think he meant in the Senate, though.

ilikeverin

(Amendment, for when it comes up to a vote, I hope: "For purposes of this bill, 'slave' shall have an identical meaning to 'Canadian', simply being a homophone of that other 'slave' word.")

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

The Midwest Constitutional Recognition Act

Whereas the Constitution, includes the letters tit, as seen here: Constitution

1. All references to the Second Midwest Regional Constitution shall be changed to reference the "Big Tit"

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

Big Tit Amendment

This amends amendment. XVIII to add:
Clause III. Article 1, clause I applies doubly to bears known as Teddy

[minionofmidas]

Enslave Sewer Socialist Act

1. Sewer Socialist is hereby a slave, known now as Slave 00001
2. 00001 Slave shall be owned by each citizen for a period of two days
3. You can't say *hughughug* to a slave
4. No caked for slaves
5. This bill have only a practical means
6. Hahaha

x Lewis Trondheim

However, I'll have an amendment when it comes up to vote:

3. You must *hughughug* Slave 00001 when he's yours
4. You must also feed him cake.
5 & 6 struck

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

Speaking to the Alþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþing act

1. All Federal Office Holders shall, during their term, be able to speak in the Alþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþing.
2. All Governors of other regions are similarly, allowed to speak in the Alþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþing.
3. Nothing above grants the rights of any of the above listed persons to vote in the Alþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþing.

[Vepres]

I have contacted a few members to see if they would be interested in being a delegate, I have decided to nominate ilikeverin, who promised only to cause "a little" trouble

Midwest ConCon Delegate
ilikeverin shall be the Midwestern delegate to the ConCon.

xVepres

I ask Kalwejt to bring this to a vote ASAP.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I have contacted a few members to see if they would be interested in being a delegate, I have decided to nominate ilikeverin, who promised only to cause "a little" trouble

Midwest ConCon Delegate
ilikeverin shall be the Midwestern delegate to the ConCon.

xVepres

I ask Kalwejt to bring this to a vote ASAP.

Sorry for invasion, but...

I'd support Ilikeverin but wait...

Do we choose only one delegate?

Shouldn't we rather have an election in Althing to determine, instyead of mere, and boring, designating one?

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

I have contacted a few members to see if they would be interested in being a delegate, I have decided to nominate ilikeverin, who promised only to cause "a little" trouble

Midwest ConCon Delegate
ilikeverin shall be the Midwestern delegate to the ConCon.

xVepres

I ask Kalwejt to bring this to a vote ASAP.

Sorry for invasion, but...

I'd support Ilikeverin but wait...

Do we choose only one delegate?

Shouldn't we rather have an election in Althing to determine, instyead of mere, and boring, designating one?

I agree with both. Lets have a free vote, and, lets elect ilikeverin

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I have contacted a few members to see if they would be interested in being a delegate, I have decided to nominate ilikeverin, who promised only to cause "a little" trouble

Midwest ConCon Delegate
ilikeverin shall be the Midwestern delegate to the ConCon.

xVepres

I ask Kalwejt to bring this to a vote ASAP.

Sorry for invasion, but...

I'd support Ilikeverin but wait...

Do we choose only one delegate?

Shouldn't we rather have an election in Althing to determine, instyead of mere, and boring, designating one?

I agree with both. Lets have a free vote, and, lets elect ilikeverin

Again, do we have to select just one delegate.

If so, I want to say, Mr. President, you sucks!

[minionofmidas]

keeping track of what has and what hasn't enough signatures is a hassle. Maybe the opening post can be used as a frequently updated Order of Bizness / Sufficiently signed proposals awaiting the Althing floor / proposals that still need signatures thingy?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Mechaman Execution For Blasphemy Act

1. Mechaman shall be executed for a blasphemy
2. Manner and a place of his execution shall be choosen in a referendum
3. The reason is this outrageous thread insulting great *hughughug*
4. Anyone who's insulting *hughughug* shall suffer the same fate
5. Remember, *hughughug* now, *hughughug* tommorow and *hughughug* forever!

[Mechaman]

The Suck It! Act:

1. All of you who post *hughughughug* can suck it!
2. Even in the face of execution, Mechaman stands by his original statements and thus you all can suck it!
3. Anybody who disagrees with Mechaman on this issue or calls for his execution can suck it!
4. Anybody who is ritard enough to execute someone over voicing free speech protest over the ritardness of *hughughughug can suck it!
5. Mall shall close at 7:45, to curb on this ritardery.  Anybody who disagrees can suck it!

[Sewer]

Mechaman Execution For Blasphemy Act

1. Mechaman shall be executed for a blasphemy
2. Manner and a place of his execution shall be choosen in a referendum
3. The reason is this outrageous thread insulting great *hughughug*
4. Anyone who's insulting *hughughug* shall suffer the same fate
5. Remember, *hughughug* now, *hughughug* tommorow and *hughughug* forever!

x Sewer Socialist