I just had an "election dream"

[Reaganfan]

During my afternoon nap....I just had a dream regarding the election. What is strange is that...I woke up the day after the election...and had no recollection of election night. Keystone Phil was in my dream...I guess I was with him at rallies and events for the campaign.

Anyways....I remember two things.

States Obama had won:

Ohio
Florida (to which Phil responded "YEAH...can you believe THAT?"
Pennsylvania
Nevada
New Mexico
Iowa

and the electoral vote total was:
Obama: 349
McCain: 189

The map on TV looked something like this:


although I'm not sure about VA and MO...but the electoral count is correct in my dream with that map.

Keystone Phil tells me: "The polls were closed for like...one hour...and they began calling Bush/Cheney states for Obama."

Here's where the dream gets wacky. Keystone Phil and I walk into a room at an Obama/Biden event where the staffers are about to film a "WE WON" rubbing it-in ad and are all lined up in a circle. I laugh and a guy in an Obama/Biden shirt holding some type of blackberry or I-Phone or something gives me a light punch on my upper chest. I was angry and left the room yelling "that guy punched me!"

Finally, while outside the door, I saw Cindy McCain walk by, and I patted her on the back and said, "I'm sorry." Then I turned around and there was an older-Debbie Stabenow looking woman working at the table who it was implied in my dream was the Democratic VP candidate, and all I remember about her was that she was from Wisconsin and her husband's name was Todd.

Then I woke up and said, "THANK GOD IT WAS A DREAM!"

[MODU]

hahaha  . . . stop eating before you go to bed.

[Grumps]

hahaha  . . . stop eating before you go to bed.

And stop dreaming of Phil (if you know what I mean) 

[GMantis]

The map on TV looked something like this:

The democats' best case - if all close states break for term.
Naso, I hope you have prophetic dreams

[JSojourner]

hahaha  . . . stop eating before you go to bed.

And stop dreaming of Phil (if you know what I mean) 

What Mike didn't tell you is that Phil was wearing buttless chaps and had a ballgag in his mouth...

::: runs :::

[Keystone Phil]

Oh. My. God.

I don't know what the funniest part of that story is but you have to love that Naso "life of leisure" with his "afternoon nap."

[J. J.]

Mike, just a suggestion, start dating more. 

[Reaganfan]

Oh. My. God.

I don't know what the funniest part of that story is but you have to love that Naso "life of leisure" with his "afternoon nap."

I'm turning this forum off when Obama comes on because I have the guy in my sleep...atleast gimme a break from him when I'm awake.

[All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.]

I had a dream about smoking pot with some hot chick. Cool dream.

[Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel]

Oh. My. God.

I don't know what the funniest part of that story is but you have to love that Naso "life of leisure" with his "afternoon nap."

I like naps - I take them between classes).  Honestly, I really thought this was gonna be a Sarah Palin dream.

[Keystone Phil]

Oh. My. God.

I don't know what the funniest part of that story is but you have to love that Naso "life of leisure" with his "afternoon nap."

I like naps - I take them between classes).  Honestly, I really thought this was gonna be a Sarah Palin dream.

Taking naps in between busy events is fine. Taking naps when you're Mike Naso...well...you're still Mike Naso.

[InsaneTrollLogic]

Man, you niggaz are gay....

[Reaganfan]

Hey...I can't help it what types of dreams I have.

[Nutmeg]

Then I woke up and said, "THANK GOD IT WAS A DREAM!"

It wasn't a dream.

[Alaska Thunderfvck]

You would.

[Reaganfan]

HOLY COW! My dream was fairly accurate!!

[Paul Kemp]

HOLY COW! My dream was fairly accurate!!

Yea, specifically this part:

Here's where the dream gets wacky. Keystone Phil and I walk into a room at an Obama/Biden event where the staffers are about to film a "WE WON" rubbing it-in ad and are all lined up in a circle. I laugh and a guy in an Obama/Biden shirt holding some type of blackberry or I-Phone or something gives me a light punch on my upper chest. I was angry and left the room yelling "that guy punched me!"

Finally, while outside the door, I saw Cindy McCain walk by, and I patted her on the back and said, "I'm sorry." Then I turned around and there was an older-Debbie Stabenow looking woman working at the table who it was implied in my dream was the Democratic VP candidate, and all I remember about her was that she was from Wisconsin and her husband's name was Todd.