Comedy Goldmine & Robin

[King]

Hopefully the climax will come far far away on page... 190.

No Morgan vs. BRTD allowed.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Where's Rand Paul and his Dance with Mary Jane?

[Thomas D]

Where's Rand Paul and his Dance with Mary Jane?

The ash heap of history.

[The Mikado]

Hopefully the climax will come far far away on page... 190.

No Morgan vs. BRTD allowed.

Hopefully, this thread will last long enough for the next to be named after the third part of the trilogy.

[King]

Where's Rand Paul and his Dance with Mary Jane?

I think "Rand Paul" led the libertarian hacks on this board to think it was ok to make political attacks in it.

[Badger]

OK, let's kick this baby off.

This is me last year:

On the right?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Regarding Bushie's Update Thread:

I touched myself to the last 3 pages, it was that good.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Male gigilo.

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[nclib]

From "Would Kerry have won in 2004 with a female VP?"

Did Bush win the female vote or something?  Edwards main problem wasn't his penis (guess it was eventually) but that he was a weak candidate in that race.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Fiorina will upset Boxer. These polls don't mean anything. Most said Obama would win Montana and that Coakley would win by 30 points.

Love the line of logic. "Some stupid predictions were made in the past, so clearly this candidate will win."

[Meeker]

Who the hell is William Buffett?

Warren's retarded half-brother?

[Joe Republic]

The strange thing is that I very nearly added the exact same comment as that to the end of my own post, word for word, but for reasons unknown decided against it.  Ah well, Ben can have this one. 

[RIP Robert H Bork]

It's funny, but not as hilarious as the inspiration:

You know who owns the Kirby Corporation?  None other than William Buffett, himself.

[King]

I miss JSojourner.

As my Dad and I like to say, she's still on the showroom floor

Check her teeth and her hips.  @@

[RI]

Looks like King just couldn't hold on until page 190...

From the thread "So tonight I got a bj from a transvestite"

but don't tell anybody! I didn't care for it....thatt being said i find oral sex too be too domaneering anyway.  vaginal is definitely the way to go

[Hatman 🍁]

The US doesn't have Quebec.

Yet.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

Male gigilo.

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[Хahar 🤔]

Male gigilo.

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If a post is goldmined twice, is there an award?

[Tetro Kornbluth]

Male gigilo.

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If a post is goldmined twice, is there an award?

I somehow missed that this had already been posted.

[Platypus]

Carl, you apparently don't understand the meaning of your title; it implies all rifles, by not supplying any qualifier.

No it doesn't!

[Lunar]

Never seen carl so feisty

[Platypus]

I think the best bit is that he clearly hit enter a couple of times, preparing to explain why it didn't, and then thought better of it.

[Lunar]

Plus, with my Tourette's,

Damn, these writers piqued my interest for another few episodes!

[Kaine for Senate '18]

When I was younger, I used to think it'd be all up impossible to find a "MILF". Now as an adult, I actually find it more difficult to get a girl my own age than one atleast 30 years old.

This might be too late of a comeback, Mike.  Bushie has already passed you in forum folklore.

[Хahar 🤔]

why do so many people here think he's an athiest?

Well, he doesn't appear to be an observant Muslim.