Comedy Goldmine & Robin

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

On the thread entitled "Larry Summers out"

Never had him down as a homosexual, but there you are.

[King]

NW-OSU is a good punchline in itself, but click for context

not at northwest oklahoma state university.

[Ebowed]

Also, I am going to meet Michelle tonight at 6:30.  The good thing about it is she also has a college degree, I believe in Fine Arts.  She is a great artist (like Susan), and she also is a really good flutist.  We were in high school band together, and she always excelled while playing the flute.  She is tall and skinny with glasses.  I'll have to be careful what I say about her on facebook, because we are friends on the site.

Heh. Maybe if you're lucky she'll play your flute.

Illegal in Oklahoma.

[Badger]

just go ahead and say it bushie...she is the love of your life.

I'm not ready to go that far until next month yet.

Fixed 

[Phony Moderate]

Context (probably) needed.

She'll make a fine Senator.

[Meeker]

Context (probably) needed.

She'll make a fine Senator.

I was, sadly, able to figure it out with clicking.

[Joe Republic]

Was 9/11 an inside job?

Yes (sane and rational)

[SvenssonRS]

I wouldn't go to Australia unless you paid me.

Australia will pay us to keep you.  They have quarantine laws.

I'm not in the Bad Place, J.J.

Wherever you are is the Bad Place, Oscar.

They'd probably deport you back to the US.

[Badger]

Regardless, my use of the word 'leftist' is rather pointless, and I frankly don't care.

I really think you might want to stop while you're, um, let's call it "ahead."

[Badger]

She'll make a fine Senator.

The only way that sentence becomes valid is if she starts training to play professional ice hockey and then moves to Ottawa.

[Badger]

Such a bumper crop tonight!

No. Even if I think he would have done it if he'd ever had the capacity to think of it, George Bush was just too much of a dumb bastard to ever mastermind something that massive.

George Bush would not have had to have personally masterminded the logistics of such an operation, anymore so than he personally ordered the particular battle tactics being used on the ground in Iraq.

That doesn't mean he's absolved of responsibility for things that went on under his authority.

Maybe it's because the aliens who hybridized humans have influence over human governments? Wouldn't David Icke agree?

[Joe Republic]

On David and Ed Miliband:

(Any relation, by the way?)

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

As to who is the biggest moderate hero  here:

Other - jmfcst

In Lynchnegro TX, perhaps, but thankfully not the real world.

I almost spit out some of my sandwich, you prick!  

[Joe Republic]

I wanted to use the derivative of "negro" instead, but... yeah.

[opebo]

A true American icon has left us. May he rest in peace.

He was English.

And a Yorkshireman.

Segways are still a very important part of American culture.

[Badger]

On Elmo testifying before Congress:

Did Larry Craig tickle him?

[Badger]

Well, I laughed anyway.

It's Jamespol.  He texted me saying something about my cute ass - something Jamespol would joke about when I'd talk to him on AIM.

Inks, when you phrase it like that, you sound like you're bragging.

[AndrewTX]

I dunno why, but this one got me.

People under 80 still have landlines? You still send telegraphs too?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Here is my ultraviolet avatar:











Please don't stare at it too long, or you might get cancer.

[Badger]

Maybe Jamespol could be played by Andy Dick.

[Badger]

Why does South Carolina's state flag look so Middle Eastern? Coincidence?

Yes, South Carolina was obviously founded by jihadists, as was the state of Al-Abama.

[SPC]

In the Obama Forum Approval Thread:

Approve, since the Recession and Iraq War are over.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

In the Obama Forum Approval Thread:

Approve, since the Recession and Iraq War are over.

Fact: US combat troops have withdrawn from Iraq.
Fact: The recession officially ended in June 2009.

[patrick1]

In the Obama Forum Approval Thread:

Approve, since the Recession and Iraq War are over.

Fact: The recession officially ended in June 2009.

If Obama runs on something like this it would be his Mission Accomplished.

back to funny

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Hard to get much more funny than the delusional blather of a certain poster in this thread: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=124757.0

Though I suppose for patrick it's more likely to be a cause of high blood pressure.